Newt Gingrich on O' Reilly's Factor (my one request)

[Rex]

All in all, I would say I'm a pretty nice fella. I'm not that asshole who answers his cell phone in the movies (and stays seated). I let people onto the freeway from the on ramp (every time). When someone waves to me, I wave back. If someone in front of me at the grocery store is short a nickle, I'm digging in my pocket for loose change. I'm basically that nice guy you see that smiles and nods right back at ya. All I want is to be allowed the job, nay, the privilege of being the man that gets to lean over Newts shoulder as we place him into the Guillotine and ask, 'hey there fella...what's the view like from down there?'

[H2O Man]

1. Rex!

My face hurts from laughing after reading your great post!

[BigBigBear]

2. LOL !!!

Great stuff, man.

[Zo Zig]

3. "The basket smells"

Was surfing, and there were his fat jowls. I told my wife that my hope was he would get a STD. Her response, I'm sure he already has several. Wife-priceless.

[rasputin1952]

4. Remind me never to cut you off...

on the freeway, or forget to wave!

O8)

[The Traveler]

5. A person of your obvious quality and refinement

certainly deserves the privilege!