Create your own Bush/Cheney posters (Lame - Could we do better?)

[scottxyz]

http://www.georgewbush.com/btl/CustomPoster.aspx?type=color

This is thing a Bush/Cheney website that lets you create a "custom" Bush/Cheney poster.

I tried it - selected my state and hit 'Create Poster' - and got an Adobe Acrobat PDF displaying the basic Bush/Cheney bumper sticker with my state's name written across the top.

Yawn.

But this could be a cool idea, if we spiced it up. Say, come up with better slogans.

= = =

Such as:

Bush-Cheney 04: Don't switch horsemen mid-apocalypse.

Bush-Cheney: Ridin' the road to ruin.

Bush-Cheney: If you ain't broke, they'll fix it.

I remember seeing one for Nixon back in the day: "Don't Changes Dicks in the Middle of a Screw, Vote for Nixon in 72".

Bush/Cheney '04: Or the gays, teachers, and ragheads win!

Bush Cheney: Put a finger in the eye of posterity.

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney: Four More Wars!

Bush-Cheney: We've already got your vote tallied.

Bush-Cheney: EVIL ALWAYS WINS!

Bush/Cheney: God put us here for a reason!

Bush and Dick. The way God intended.

Bush/Cheney- 'Cause you think you're rich!

Bush in '04:
Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
Bush is conducting a full symphony orchestra!

Bush/Cheney '04: You don't ask, we don't tell.

Re-elect Bush/Cheney, and save Diebold the trouble.

Bush-Cheney: Do you fear us now?? Good!!

Bush/Chenney: 'Cause health care is for sissys.

Bush/Chenney: Today Iraq, tomorrow the world.

9/11 changed Everything. Welcome to the New Cold War.

Thank God you're a white, Christian, heterosexual male who isn't French. And if you're not, fuck you.

Vote Bush/Cheney - Because we know where you live

Bush/Cheney '04: Because there's still so much left to destroy.

More for the rich, less for the poor - Bush / Cheney '04

Il Douche for President

A Bush, a Dick, a lush, a prick

One people, one nation, one leader: Bush-Cheney '04.

Bush/Cheney '04: The Bucks Shop Here

We came. We bombed. We fucked up. Bush/Cheney 2004.

Bush/Cheney '04: God helps them that help themselves.

Bush/Cheney '04: Because you can fool most of the people all of the time.

Bush-Cheney: It'll hurt less if you stop struggling.

Bush/Cheney: "BC" is more than our initials - it's our outlook on life

Bush/Cheney 04: A turkee and a Bible in every Hummer

Bush/Cheney '04 - Because Pat Robertson's god has already declared us winners.

Bush/Cheney '04: The Final Solution to Peace and Prosperity

Re-elect Bush/Cheney: Because it takes another term to fuck things up but good.

Bush-Cheney '04: Lie back and enjoy it...as if you have a choice.

Bush-Cheney '04 : Fear More Years!

Bush-Cheney '04: "Less Tax, More Death"

Bush/Cheney '04: Capture the Rapture

Bush/Cheney '04: "Outsourcing Murder."

Bush Cheney 04 Campaign Strategy: Wag the Fag

Bush/Cheney '04 -- Its OK! We're not gay!

These are via atrios.blogspot.com
http://www.haloscan.com/comments.php?user=atrios&comment=107772611024725993

[Dragon Turtle]

1. Reverse Robin Hood idea

With * as Prince John and Cheney as ?

"Robbing the poor to feed the rich."

[MidwestTransplant]

2. We Don't Need No Stinkin' Newspapers

[Dragon Turtle]

3. Did I do something wrong?

[wtmusic]

4. It's Non-Sequitur Day today

and you've been chosen! :D

(welcome to DU)

:toast: :bounce: :toast:

[MidwestTransplant]

7. No! That was my idea for a poster!

Welcome to DU by the way :)

[Bandit]

5. Bush*/Cheney: No Bid Contracts ~ Big Time

:shrug:

[havocmom]

6. Where are we going and why are we in this handbag? bush*/cheney 04

Since il presidente sent a photo and a postage paid envelope so we could "let hime know the picture arrived in good shape" and enclose a check to the campaign I sent the bumper sticker my daughter gave me: Somebody else for president

Hey, I don't even own a bumper :evilgrin:

[buycitgo]

8. old picture, bears repeating, needs updated poster caption?

[fiend]

9. Those are hilarious!

"Wag the fag" LMAO!

[scottxyz]

10. Bush campaign pulls the plug on "customizable" posters

http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,62643,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_4

The Bush-Cheney presidential campaign disabled features of a tool on its website Thursday that pranksters were using to mock the Republican presidential ticket.

The tool originally let users generate a full-size campaign poster in PDF format, customized with a short slogan of their choice. But Bush critics began using the site to place their own snarky political messages above a Bush-Cheney '04 logo and a disclaimer stating that the poster was paid for by Bush-Cheney '04, Inc.

[Bozita]

12. So that's why it won't work

Thanks.

good post

[Bozita]

11. "Bush/Cheney '04: Comfortable Cowards" ... or perhaps "Assholes were AWOL"