Only in America

[historian]

ONLY IN AMERICA

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[jus_the_facts]

1. gotta loooove Carlin...

:hi:

[BiggJawn]

2. And only in Paris...

Would this get a laugh.

[historian]

3. nope

it would here too if we knew how to laugh at ourselves

[BiggJawn]

4. It'd be funny if it wasn't true.

But alas, it is.
Live in our Idiot Nation.

And don't forget "Jumbo Shrimp"...