Breaking News: OSAMA FOUND!!!

[mopaul]

...I suspect it'll go a little somethin' like this......

[gasperc]

1. good one

eom

[BootinUp]

2. LOL, I predict you will get a lot of hits n/t

[DrWeird]

3. ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

They killed a guy in Jersey!

[Ksec]

4. Damn you. I thought you were serious:)

[fob]

5. Looks about right but you need to name a place and time to qualify

for the OBL pool!

Here's an idea for you mopaul;

A spoof up of the Golden Arches - Instead of a big yellow M and a sign with 10 Billion Served it should be a big yellow W and a sign with 2.5 Million Unemployed! Dubya* McWarmonger should be there with applications for his new "manufacturing" job of Fries cook. Instead of the Hamburglar, there could be the Jobsburglar, and of course Smirky would replace Grimace!!

[SoCalDem]

6. and on the next shelf... The "Ronsicle"

who will be thawed around October 30th.. not on Halloween because we have to "think of the childrennnnnn".. But of course the mass mourning will commence immediately....Every "I Voted" sticker gives an automatic admittance into the "Grief-a-Torium", where all will be invited to kiss Grover Nutquist's ring, and deposit a check into the "Imperial Pocket" on their way out.. Refreshments will be served in the ante-room where Ann Coulter will personally autograph her latest book.. "The DemocRATS Killed Ronald Reagan".. Sean Hannity will be on hand to sign copies of his latest book too... "Let the Inquistion Begin"..
Burial will be on the WhiteHouse Lawn ... Infidels not invited

[skypilot]

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[RetroLounge]

8. Damn you MoPaul!

It's good to have you back posting on DU! :)

:yourock:

RL

[Bucky]

9. I'm betting WAY before October

Seriously, it won't be that hard to find bin Laden once the troops actually start looking for him. He'll be bagged, dragged, and fragged by this summer, probably around the time of the president's Ground Zero acceptance speech (delivered by bull horn, no doubt). The only real question will be why the two year delay in the hunt? I'll bet there's about 200 families in Spain curious about the answer to that question.

[wallflower2]

10. the fraudministration would do something like that...

check out what the freepers are bantering around:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1234546&mesg_id=1235295


http://www.almuk.com/obm/index.html

they will go to insane lengths to justify their ends and means.

SICK!

[BootinUp]

11. your link is broke n/t

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[mopaul]

13. DELETED MESSAGE?....Zero posts?....wonder what HE said?

i wish i knew

[David Zephyr]

14. Gimme Mo of Mopaul!

:thumbsup:

[AP]

15. Last thing bush said to him before they froze him: "I need you."

OBL's response: "I know."