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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:03 PM
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What a very odd picture of our president


That's the pose I get into when I'm peeing off a balcony, or maybe getting ready to do some Elvis-style booty shakin'. And why are those Tribbles attacking poor Mr Bush?
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:05 PM
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1. That is the stance of the Wounded Mallard
It cleanses the body of negative chi and focuses the chakras so that he can shoot fireballs out of his hands like that guy on Street Fighter. Or at least that is what Zen Master Karl Rove told him.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:05 PM
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2. Looks like he is about to break wind
Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 04:06 PM by Mountainman
And if it isn't loud enough he's ready to make sound effects with his mouth. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip!@
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PsychoDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:05 PM
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3. he looks like a small, little man...
and his expression... so full of hate.

Interesting pic.
Captures much of the real *, I think.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:07 PM
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4. lookin like a clint eastwood
ready to draw on the press, lol
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:08 PM
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5. Thanks for my new computer wallpaper, Bucky!
Priceless!!!!

LMFAO,
Jennifer
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:09 PM
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6. What a small, small man...
Can't wait until our tall drink o' water meets him on stage to debate.
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eissa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:10 PM
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7. What do you mean "our"? n/t
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:30 PM
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23. you are free to infer sarcasm in all my posts
all appearances of sincerity should be looked at with considerable doubt
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:10 PM
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8. "And For My Next Impression .... RICHARD NIXON!!!!"
:-)
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CaptainClark23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:11 PM
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9. Widened driveway?
That blacktop looks like its been recently widened. Can anyone place this photo on WH grounds? If so, any idea why they would widen the driveway? Looks plenty wide enough for emergency vehicles as is.

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Zardeenah Donating Member (156 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:20 PM
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17. "His feet shall not touch the ground"
An article posted on Buzzflash yesterday (Sorry, I can't remember the author) said that when Bush was dedicating a memorial in a park, then having a fundraiser (of course) the secret service came with the message that "His feet shall not touch the ground" and forced the locals to pave, clear, and put bark on every area that Bush was going to be.

Frankly, I'm not surprised. The only thing that surprised me was that he didn't require red velvet carpets.

Anyway, they might have widened the driveway so that Bush wouldn't be at risk of muddying his Majesty's feet, should he slip from a Seguay again or stumble.

Susan
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:13 PM
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10. Actually, I expected to see a picture of Gore
Oh well... :shrug:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:13 PM
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11. Looks like he just shit his pants,
And can't think of a way to bust off to the head before it leaks down his pants leg.
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CaptainClark23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:15 PM
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12. I think thats it
That is an image of some serious cheek clenching.

good call.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:16 PM
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14. You know how it is for Good ol' boy George....
HARD to think on your feet and keep all them dang SPHINQTERS clenched closed at the same time.
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annagull Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:42 PM
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25. His Depends underwear have reached maximum capacity
now he waddles back to the White House...
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:16 PM
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13. Umm....9-11?
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:17 PM
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15. Walter Matthau doing a Vanilla Ice impression
Yeah, okay, so he's dead; are you gonna argue that this guy's really alive?
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rvgwinn Donating Member (204 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:21 PM
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18. he's scared
got caught outside without backup!
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phoebe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:20 PM
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16. either he's trying to look like a soldier (oh please) or he's
about to do "put the left leg out and shake it all about". Odd indeed.
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jokerman93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:22 PM
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19. He ain't nothin' but a houn' dog...
n/t
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homelandpunk Donating Member (787 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:22 PM
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20. The Good The Bad & The Ugly: "hoo-wah-ooo-wah-oo-waaaa....duh duh duh"
That is Bad and Ugly right there.
That is what they need to do on the Daily Show. Put this picture up, have it photoshopped, so his shadow is cast long behind him, play that GB&U music part, but cut off the bass duh duh duh, and replace it with someone with a nice rich bass voice singing "dumb, dumb, dumb". That would be sweet.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:27 PM
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21. He's impersonating Gary Cooper.
And he's ready to DRAW!
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T Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:29 PM
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22. maybe he's got a Boil on his Ass
They can hurt something fierce and make you stand around funny like that.

Thats my vote, a boil on his ass.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:34 PM
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24. Notice how his shadow looks like the silhouette of a shark?
A small bottom-feeding sand shark, that is. And dude, look at that right hand. The 57 year old boy is starting to show and feel the years
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phoebe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:19 PM
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34. good catch on the shark - like it
n/t
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:48 PM
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26. Former Cheerleader
Ready? OKAY!

Open up the barn door
kick out the hay
America is mine to destroy
TODAY!!!!

:bounce: :bounce::bounce:

http://www.wgoeshome.com
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:48 PM
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27. I think the pretend cowboy looks ready to draw his six shooter!
"Any liberal evil-doers in the press want a piece a me??"

"I don't testify, see."
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PaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:17 PM
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33. That's what I thought also...lol
maybe he's pissed at Mel...lol..tough shit George! Put it in your hat and punch it!
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:49 PM
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28. Yeah
That looks like a dance step.

WTF?
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OKNancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:55 PM
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29. tendu a la second
or a bad arabesque a terre

he needs work on his port de bras


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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:57 PM
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30. He reminds me of that prick we all knew in high school.
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shtinkycat Donating Member (126 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:58 PM
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31. too good
Looks like one of those mikes is hoping to pick up some witty repartee from the presidential, um, private parts. This guy always looks like such a dork.
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RedEarth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:07 PM
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32. Looks like he's got the runs from doing too much coke
just letting it drip down his legs....he's probably got a puddle in his shoe....gross bastard.
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