A 'Message' from the President of the United States..........

[Darth_Kitten]

This is what I got in my email. :evilgrin: :puke: I don't know what I signed up for to get this, but I thought you might enjoy it. :nuke: :(
(is it wrong for me to post the whole thing?) ;) My apologies....

Dear liberal,

The political season has arrived. Finally, we know who my opponent will be. I recently called Senator Kerry to congratulate him on winning his party's nomination. I told him I'm looking forward to a spirited campaign.

This should be an interesting debate. Senator Kerry has spent two decades in Congress; he's built up quite a record. In fact, Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue. He's been for the Patriot Act and against it; for NAFTA and against it; for the No Child Left Behind Act and against it; for the use of force in Iraq and against funding the liberation of Iraq. My opponent clearly has strong beliefs -- they just don't last very long.

And the choice is clear. It's a choice between keeping the tax relief that is moving the economy forward, or stopping the recovery by putting the burden of higher taxes back on the American people.

It is a choice between an America that leads the world with strength and confidence or an America that is uncertain in the face of danger.

It's a choice that I will set squarely before the American people.

We've achieved great things. The last three years have brought serious challenges, and we have given serious answers. I look forward to telling the American people that.

Most importantly, we have a positive vision for winning the war against terror and for extending peace and freedom throughout our world; a positive vision for creating jobs and promoting opportunity and compassion here at home. We'll leave no doubt where we stand. And come November, we'll be reelected.

The stakes are high, and I need your help. Could you contribute and make a difference in what could be a close election?

http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute

Everything you send will help our TV buy -- on national cable and in 18 battleground states on local stations. The ads are strong. They remind people of this Administration's accomplishments, and will lay out our positive agenda and contrast it with John Kerry's wrong votes and out-of-the-mainstream philosophy.

The other side has several attack groups, funded by large unregulated "soft money" contributions from wealthy liberals, so I need your help today with a gift of $1,000, $500, $250, $100 or even $50 or $25 to keep ratcheting our TV effort up. Federal law allows gifts of up to $2,000 a person.

http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute

For all Americans, these years in our history will always stand apart. There are quiet times in the life of a nation when little is expected of the leaders. This isn't one of those times. You and I are living a period where the stakes are high, the challenges are difficult, and the choices are clear -- a time when resolve is needed.

I hope you will help today. Thank you for your friendship and may God continue to bless America.

Sincerely,






Is the choice clear for you? Then join my team as a Bush Volunteer by going here: http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/SignUp

[NC_Nurse]

1. I wonder what would happen

if you sent a reply that said F*** you!:hi:

[Qanisqineq]

2. that was my first thought too

[Elidor]

3. Did they really call you 'Dear Liberal?!'

[Darth_Kitten]

6. I guess I signed up for it as liberal.....

Liberal being my first name. snort. ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. It's your e-mail

tell them to fuck off!

[Turbineguy]

5. How about this one......

THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.



January 29, 2004




To: Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC



Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in
recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you
are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff
at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.



I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I
would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I
would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital,
you will let us know.



By the way, were you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?




Sincerely,

George W. Bush
President

[lojasmo]

7. Heh

I signed up on the RNC's website as Mr. Republican Skullcrusher

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. "Dear fundamentalist theocratic dictator...

blow me"

[thecrow]

9. Turn that letter over to the FTC!

... and report it as spam!