"Osama gave two reasons for 9/11: (1) get US military off holy Islamic lands (Saudi Arabia) (2) get Israel out of Palestinian territories. Obviously, we didn't want to take him at his word...that was just too simple."
Osama has given a litany of grievances not limited to the above. In fact your #2 should read no Israel not Israel off Palestinian lands... "Let the whole world know that we shall never accept that the tragedy of Andalucia (ph) would be repeated in Palestine. We cannot accept that Palestine will become Jewish."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/nation/specials/attacked/transcripts/binladen_100801.htm"Saddam gave two reasons for invading Kuwait: (1) Kuwait historically was a part of Iraq territory that the Brits lopped off to get oil."
So was the Sudetenland. Not to compare the two in scale of their evil but the above reasoning is dubious at best.
"(2) the Kuwaitis were "slant-drilling" (stealing Iraqi oil) and he wanted to stop them. Obviously we didn't want to take him at his word..that was just too simple."
Yeah it had nothing to do with Saddam's ambition.
"And besides, our oil friend the Saudis wanted the US military to protect the royal family from their own people who hate them."
Huh?
"Saddam told us over and over again that he wanted the sanctions lifted because they were causing harm to the Iraqi people"
Saddam could give a toss about his people. See any human rights organization report on Iraq. See how he dealt with the Shia and Kurds.
"and he told us that he had no WMDs as we were claiming."
A bit of a simplification, no?
This stinks like bait. I imagine it will be appearing on FR any second now.