I was the victim of a hit and run accident yesterday because of Cheney

[PlanetBev]

I was heading north on the Ventura Freeway 101 (So. Calif) yesterday,
when I noticed heading south was a police escort of some kind. All of a sudden the traffic stopped, I screeched to a halt, and the guy behind me bashed into my left bumper, taking out the bumper and light. I pulled over to my right to get on the shoulder of the road and he promptly pulled out to the left and sped off. It was an old beater car, the kind that screams "I have no insurance". The cop that took the report told me that the hoo-hah heading south was Vice-President Curled-Lip's (not his words) motorcade and people stopped to have a look. Isn't that nice?

Now for the good news. I am a commercial property manager and I was on my way to let a locked-out tenant back in their suite. My boss told me not to bother with my insurance company, since they'll probably find an excuse to raise my rate since they have to shell out the whole amount. He is paying for the whole thing out of his pocket, because I was in an accident on company time and I volunteered to let the lock-out back in. He's even paying for the rental car. Plus, I found out that the architect in my company hates Bush and Cheney as much as I do and we spent the rest of the day tearing Cheney a new one.

[burrowowl]

1. Well

how an accident, bad can have its good points. Finding a fellow down with Bu$hie is great.

[Generic Other]

2. Ya hit the Trifecta!

:)

[LibDemAlways]

3. Why is it that where Bushco goes, destruction follows?

Bad karma with those thugs. I passed by the Ray-gun Library on my way back from an appointment this afternoon. Snarly had given a talk there earlier in the day, but was gone by the time I came through. I held my nose and told my 10-year-old to do likewise. Repuke stench was in the air.

[PlanetBev]

4. How ya doin' LibDem?

I met you at Doug Decker's backyard DU party in Van Nuys in June 2002. Always good to hear from another Ventura County D'U'er...

[Virginian]

5. I hope you rolled up the windows and

locked your car doors when you drove through that bad neighborhood.