Will menu changes paralyze DC?

[struggle4progress]

I am concerned. How will I determine whether the "freedom sausage" was the sausage formerly known as Polish or as Italian? How will I choose between restaurants serving "freedom food"?

[SoCalDem]

1. Menus are getting quite limited , aren't they..??

No more crepes
no more french fries
no more creme brulee
no more polish sausage
no more crullers
no more french wines/cheeses
no more spanish omeletes
no more spanish rice
no more spanish olives
no more paella
no more sauerkraut
no more lowenbrau

Pretty soon we will be left with only

pancakes, bacon,grits, eggs & hamburgers & hot dogs

[Renew Deal]

2. Leave my Lowenbrau alone.

[truthspeaker]

3. Better take off hamburgers!

Hamburg - city in Germany.

Hot dogs are OK as long as you don't call them frankfurters.

[lapislzi]

4. Freedom patties?

Sauerkraut's been called "Liberty cabbage" before...how about "liberty links" for hot dogs, just to be safe.

And weiner dogs? "Freedom hounds?" Poor things.

[struggle4progress]

6. If the economy tanks, and nobody can afford to eat,

I guess that's supposed to be OK because "patriots" don't eat anyway.

[Gulf Coast J]

5. The World Market by my house is now the Freedom Market

And they only sell Texas wines now (which aren't all bad.) :)