Breaking Report: 7.5 miles of WMD found in Iraq by David Kay!

[TruthIsAll]

David Kay has found 7.5 miles of WMD in Iraq. Deadly 8.5-11 reams of paper found. He is still looking for explosive ink/laser cartridges required for use.

David to Scott Ritter: "Eat your heart out".

This is it, folks. I never thought Office Depot would be the source of WMD.

[whirlygigspin]

1. paper cuts by the millions

oh, those iraqi's are so clever!

[DS1]

3. hmm, death of the thousand cuts, the CHINESE are involved!

:nuke:

[dweller]

2. a confetti parade

for giants, 8x11 sheets by the millions (billions, trillions?) floating to earth in 45 seconds on american cities, citizens. Traffic snarled for oh, you guessed it, 7.5 miles as paper sticks to windsheilds and clogs tailpipes. Mass distortion, delusion and..uh...deliquency. Yeah that's it.

blame the trees. They make paper, right?

dp

[Frances]

4. Great post

I know that people here have worried about this report. But the timing is wrong. I think a lot of people will react just the way TruthIsAll did.

[ewagner]

5. timing wrong?

Do you mean release it:

a). during the democratic convention?
b). October 2004?
c). When unemployment hits 7% (not counting those no longer looking)?
d). Other?

[redeye]

6. 7.5 miles...

...is something you see from the air *L* :9.

The only WMD in Iraq are the depleted uranium bombs the US dropped on it in 1991.

[are_we_united_yet]

7. God...

Much worst than Anthrax. I guess the jer... Republicans were right.

[TruthIsAll]

8. Saddam receipts from Office Depot reportedly found..no forgery here..

They are starting to call it ReamGate

[cthrumatrix]

9. paper air planes....code red