Anyone have that essay What you would have to believe to be a Republican?

[blm]

I just received the steps to being a Democrat email that is so unfunny and dripping in pretend godliness. I would like to hit return all with the counter essay.

[raysr]

1. Two things

Pro-Life, pro-gun, that's it, F the rest. These people are not complex!

[DenverDem]

2. Wrong is right.

War is peace.
Death is life.
Tyranny is freedom.


Death to Tyranny.

[Octafish]

3. Is this it, blm?

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

-- Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

-- The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

-- Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

-- “Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

CONTINUED...

http://www.phxnews.com/fullstory.php?article=7800

[blm]

4. BINGO....Thankyou, old buddy.

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[zbdent]

5. Giving a ton of money to the people who can already afford

everything they need or want, and already have purchased it.

That will get them to spend more, instead of sock it away in an offshore account, in a country where they have dual citizenship.