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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:37 PM
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Great new Yahoo story title: "Bushmeat Sparks Fears..."
It's a serious article about fears of a new Aids type virus - but I thought I was seeing things for a moment there. Anyone care to suggest some variations for this "Bushmeat" title?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=571&e=19&u=/nm/20040319/hl_nm/health_bushmeat_dc_1

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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:40 PM
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1. Bush*. The other white meat.
You mean, eating the flesh of a vile, repulsive creature whose very existence is inimical to all life on Earth might be bad for you?!

Oh, right. It's not Bush*meat, it's bushmeat, the flesh of primates...

...wait a minute, chimps are primates...

...and we're right back to Square One!
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:42 PM
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2. ROFL, Kama!
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:44 PM
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3. or
the 'off-white' meat...

there's always been something 'off' about the insipid chimp...
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:58 PM
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4. WAAAAAY fucking off!
An evil doofus! That's what he is!

:crazy:

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