Read this--it's pretty damn funny!

[Arkana]

It's a poem assembled from Bushisms by a reporter from (I think) the Washington Post)

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

[drthais]

1. this is fabulous

I'll ask my son to get on Fruity Loops
and mix it

[freeforall]

2. ROFMAO!

Thanks air napkin! The best laugh I've had all day.

I still cannot believe that the nation that is considered the most powerful in the world, could have such a stupid dolt for a leader.

No wonder you guys are in trouble. If he steals another election, I'm afraid to say that my regard for the American people will completely disappear.

As it is, I can't figure out why an idiot like this is still pulling 46-47% popularity at the polls. (Unless this percentage of Americans can't speak English either?)

[Arkana]

3. Thanks

Hey, do you think we could give the Canadian prime minister's name to Kerry as proof that other countries want him to win?

[freeforall]

4. Probably, LOL!

Although I've heard he's thinking of talking to Bush about the Missile Defense in space. Canadians, however, have let him no in no uncertain terms that if he wants to be elected (he won the leadership when Chretien left)he'd better not even entertain the thought.

If Paul Martin is smart, he will be praying for Kerry to win - both for your sake and his own career!