mo paul makes STARTLING saddam prediction:

[mopaul]

...after much consideration, i have decided to go into the psychic hotline business, like jean dixon and madame cleo. i'm making the startling and completely original prediction that saddam will not be taken alive and put before a war crimes tribunal, much like the two jr. saddams. hussein just knows too much, and his decades long history of covert business and dictator dealings with the cia are too well known. hussein, when they 'capture' him, will go the way of his sons. the official story will be he resisted, or committed hari kari rather than be taken alive by u.s. forces. this will effectively shut him up, and silence forever the nasty business of how the u.s. created and enabled saddam to do his evil deeds, sold him weapons of mass destruction, and allowed him to escape numerous times for political reasons. saddam must be, and most likely will be silenced by a rain of bullets.

[whoYaCallinAlib]

1. Common sense tells me your prediction is spot on.

Can't argue with a thing you said. Although, in the cartoon, the "blood" looks more like grape jelly.

[SpiralHawk]

2. SpiralHawk is, like, totally unstartled

Tell us something we don't alreay know Master Mo -- like, what's really going down between Ben Afleck and JLo?

[mopaul]

3. after viewing gigli, i've lost my will to live

halfway through the movie, i'd even lost the will to escape the theater and simply began to chew my wrists in a failed suicide attempt. if we ever get hussein alive, he should be strapped to a chair with his eyes sewn open and forced to watch gigli until his brain implodes.

[gasperc]

dummy, should have went to American Wedding

alot of great gags, not the greatest storyline, but worth the $8. I totally vetoed Gigli, it a little longer than I thought to convince my wife the bad reviews were on the money so let's spare ourselves.

[gasperc]

5. dummy, should have went to American Wedding

alot of great gags, not the greatest storyline, but worth the $8. I totally vetoed Gigli, it a little longer than I thought to convince my wife the bad reviews were on the money so let's spare ourselves.

[Ress1]

4. The cartoon is right on the spot.

You're very good.

[mopaul]

6. the duke of death just loves issuing executions

it's a habit he got into after being governor of texas

[CatWoman]

7. MoPaul -- you are TOO much

don't you EVER change!!

:hi:

[HFishbine]

8. Saddam is no martyr

and would love one last jab at Bush. He'll do anything to survive, including "turining himslef in" to Syrian officials so that he can get his day in an international court -- one without the death penalty.

[Starpass]

9. A Note to Saddam & bin Laden: WRITE IT DOWN!!!

Why the hell don't the boys either write the crap they know down or put it into tapes and get it on Arab TV.........let's hear the tale. Tell us what you know about Papa Bush and his CIA for starters.

[Vitruvius]

10. Exactly -- it's the only way they'll LIVE --

right now, Bu$h has everything to gain by killing them to shut their mouths tight. And he won't stop until they're dead.

If they get the news out, it would mean the end of Bu$h. And of his campaign to kill them.

Whether it's the Mafia or the BFEE, if you have a secret, and they want to keep it secret, they will have you killed. So if you have a secret, you'd better spread it to the whole wide world if you want to live.

A friend who's a journalist broke a Mafia scandal some years ago. The moment this individual learned something, it went straight into the newspaper. And that's why this individual is alive and well and will live to a ripe old age, while the wiseguys in question are in prison, for various terms, up to and including multiple life sentences.

Multiple life sentences for Bu$h Jr. and Bu$h Sr? It's possible if Saddam and Osama spill the beans.

But if they dilly-dally, or if they try to blackmail Bu$h, or if they try to cut a deal with Bu$h, or if they think they're working for Bu$h, Bu$h will eventually manage to have them killed.