what to do when the GOP sends you a letter begging for cash

[pstokely]

stuff the pre-paid postage return envelope with with something useless like expired coupons or coupons that will expire within a week, did that with their latest letter

[Az]

1. Send them a bill

for wasting your time.

[ulTRAX]

6. ask to be kept on their mailing list

That you cant afford any donation now.... but will soon. It will keep you in their system and the letters will give you plenty of laughs.

[felonious thunk]

2. Make a donation to your favorite liberal cause in their name

and send them an acknowledgement.

[MadProphetMargin]

3. Send back a letter asking THEM for cash...seeing as how their policies

are bankrupting us.

[CBHagman]

17. I think that's my favorite so far!

I'm sure Dick can spare a few dollars from his chubby little wallet...

[RobertSeattle]

4. Send them an IOU

Tell them once the Federal budget is balanced under a GOP Prez/House/Senate you'll contribute the maximum to the GOP.

[KissMyAsscroft]

5. Tell them that you believe(thanks to them) in smaller givernment!

Tell them to stop looking for welfare checks and get a real job.

[Beloved Citizen]

7. Tie the return envelope to a box of bricks

...and let them pick up the postage.

[Quixote1818]

8. Fill the Envelope with something heavy that way they will have to pay for

the extra weight. The post office will bill them for it.

[girl gone mad]

11. Stuff it full with..

really dirty pennies.

That way at least they can't get you for mail fraud (hey, all the money we have left was in the kid's piggy bank!).

[pstokely]

15. like what

coupons aren't heavy enough

[5thGenDemocrat]

9. Does it have a pre-paid postage return envelope? Tape it to a brick

And drop it in the nearest mail box. That's what Abbie Hoffman would have done.
John
It's your call whether or not to include the expired coupons.

[Bandit]

10. Make a donation of two cents on your visa

It will cost them close to a dollar to transact it. Transaction fees are at least a quarter per transaction and in some cases as high as a dollar. Give them your two cents worth. :9

[guitar man]

12. Pinch a loaf in it

....and send it back :evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Tear up the letter, and...

send back the pieces

[Career Prole]

14. Print out the pictures of soldiers who came home the hard way...

...and send it in marked "Paid in Full"

[mantis49]

16. Waiting to get one so I can

send them my bumper sticker: "Doing my part to piss off the religious right"

[CBHagman]

18. Put "666" on the forehead of the picture of Bush they send you.

and send it back.