Jesus Christ criticizes the Bush Admin, what would the VRWC response be?

[RobertSeattle]

I'll start:

Drudge: Jesus did not reveal that his Father created the Universe while critiquing his creation.

Hannity: How can an avowed peace lover criticize a wartime President?

Rush: Obviously Hillary put Jesus up to this.

[robertpaulsen]

1. Cheney: Jesus was out of the loop.

Wondering, what does VRWC stand for?

[everythingsxen]

2. Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

[Sugarbleus]

3. GREAT response....lol n/t

[NewHampster]

4. Its all Bill Clintons Fault

He introduced Jesus to blowjobs at which point he became a devout peacenik.

[CatWoman]

5. Hannity: He's a bastard, and thus has no credibility.

O'Reilly: It's common knowledge that people who wear their hair parted in the middle do drugs.

Rush: Yeah he can walk on water, but can he swim. You see, ladies and gentlemen -- this is what I'm talking about.

[Kool Kitty]

6. "Well, Sean, look at his contempt for the rich, for one thing.

Obviously a liberal. Why, I even question his patriotism, never mind his party affliation." (Probably spoken by Marc Racicot, or some other repub shill.)

[MadProphetMargin]

13. JESUS ENGAGED IN CLASS WARFARE!

:D

[FlemingsGhost]

7. They'd "crucify" him, of course!

Just like the first time...

[Bridget Burke]

8. Another one of those Hollywood LIE-berals whining....

How much was his cut from that movie? Of course, people of his sort are only out for the money, aren't they?

[Hekate]

9. Bush says: God spoke to me at Ground Zero

Bush continues: Jesus is just disgruntled because God is talkin' to me.

Hekate

[nostamj]

10. the WH is disturbed that Mr. Christ, despite his past achievements,

has apparently succumbed to an endless supply of free wine.

he continues to have our sincerest prayers for a speedy recovery.

[drb]

11. The answer is conveniently supplied for you in...

...Chapter 5 of Dostoevsky's masterpiece "The Brothers Karamazov"

Read 'The Grand Inquisitor' here: http://www.tameri.com/csw/exist/dostgi.html

[tom_paine]

12. "Jesus Christ was a disgusting perverted socialist..."

"...who consorted regularly with whores."

"My only regret was that Jesus Christ wasn't Oklahoma Federal Building when McVeigh blew it up."

"We have evdience that Jesus Christ was involved with the unliscensed production of food, specifically loaves and fishes, and can expect an full investigation by the Justice Department and the EPA."

In the Poughkipsee Times (ONLY): "It was revealed today that Jesus Christ accidentally fell from an unscreened window at the Department of Defense Building onto a ghard surce 60 ft. below. Death was instantaneous and no autopsy was performed as Atty. General A$$croft assured the assmbled reporters that it was a suicide and that the matter was closed."

About like that.

[everythingsxen]

14. O'Reilly

BO: Jesus, first of all I want to tell you how proud we are to have you as our savior, but what's with this liberal bias?

JC: (starts to talk, cut off by BO)

BO: You'll have a chance to respond in a minute. I want to know why you think you should go around bad-mouthing the President. Just because you died for our sins doesn't make you a qualified political analyst.

JC But.. (cut off, again)

BO: Just a minute! (face turning red) Now it says here, you have been in Heaven for the last few centuries, is that right?

JC: (Pensively looks as though he is about to speak, but afraid to start because BO will cut him off again)

BO: Can't you answer a simple question??!!

[MadProphetMargin]

15. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! SOMEONE TURN OFF HIS MIC!

:D

[MikeG]

16. "Judge not lest you be judged" - more liberal moral relativism.

[proud patriot]

17. "Jesus you're old Christianity, faith in bush is the post Sept 11th world"

I just gave myself goosbumps with that one .

[robertpaulsen]

18. That's Rummy talking, right?

Gave me goosebumps and guffaws.

[Arkana]

19. here's another O'Reilly

O'REILLY: Thanks for being on the show today, Jesus. I just want you to know we're glad you could be here.

JESUS: Um, thanks, Bill.

O'REILLY: Now, to business. What's this I hear about you criticizing George W. Bush, our Maximum Leader?

JESUS: Bill, you don't quite understand. I--

O'REILLY: Just a minute. Where do you get off mocking the Maximum Leader?!

JESUS: Bill, I--

O'REILLY: Whoa, hold on! Stop it with the insults! You're in the No Spin Zone, buddy. You are unfairly criticizing our Maximum Leader!

JESUS: But--

O'REILLY: Shut up! Just SHUT UP!

JESUS: Bill, can I just--

O'REILLY: Cut his mic. I'm not going to dress you down any more out of respect for your father.

[leftofthedial]

20. sour grapes

God went straight to George this time and Jesus is jealous.

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Coulter: Jesus hates America

"He's just a hippy. Look at that hair!"

[Vickers]

22. At the press conference:

Scott McClellan: (pointing) Yes, Alexis.

Alexis Simendinger: What is the official WH response to Jesus' claim that "The Bushies are evil" ?

Scott: Well we've seen this many times, Alexis, a prophet leaves the administration and all of a sudden everything we did or are doing is wrong. It all has to do with the seperation of powers, something Jesus should be more than familiar with.

Alexis: Is the Bush administration going to change spiritual allegiance because of this?

Scott: Oh no, not at all. Jesus will have to find a new religion for himself. Let's face it, he's flip-flopped on this issue before, first he's Jewish, then he's Christian, I mean, where does it end?

Alexis: That's not quite the way it works.

Scott: well, it'll just have to be his cross to bear.

Alexis: That's not funny.

Scott: Yes it is.

Alexis: No it isn't.

Scott: Yes it is.

Alexis: No it isn't.

Scott: Yes it is.

Alexis: No it isn't.

Scott: Yes it is.

Alexis: No it isn't.

Scott: Yes it is.

Alexis: No it isn't.

etc.