I could stomach Wolf Blitzer....

[Puglover]

if he would fucking WEAR an "I love Bunnypants" button rather then posing as a journalist. Gawd, pisses me off so much I could go eat beetles. How do these hacks keep their jobs anyway? Pasty asshole.

[Qanisqineq]

1. I'd stay away from beetles and try grasshoppers

blister beetles could cause painful blisters in your mouth.

Edit: unless you are familiar with the different beetle families in the order Coleoptera (yes, I study bugs)

[Minstrel Boy]

2. I couldn't stomach the Wolfman

even if he were an unapologetic lefty.

His delivery - the way he STRESSES! EACH! WORD! - simply beats me down. I hate it.

[polmaven]

6. And hasn't any....one ever

'splained to him that you....should stop for a breath at the end of sentances not in....the middle of them? That has always driven....me a little nutsoid about....Wolf.

[Khephra]

3. Hey! Beetles are our friends!

[JohnyCanuck]

4. And Paul was my favorite. n/t

Oh sorry, wrong beetle.

[truthspeaker]

5. I'd prefer a cheerleader outfit

pom-poms, miniskirt, and a sweater with a big "W" in the middle.