Bush facial expressions

[historian]

Whenever slime face has to pretend he is being patriotic or sincere, he sucks in those revolting lips of his and looks like a lizard!

[eleonora]

1. what do you mean lips?

Anybody seen lips?

[nostamj]

13. read these lips!

[PCIntern]

2. It is rather fascinating

His facial mask changes more dramatically than anyone's I've ever seen. Except my alcoholic uncle's - his used to do that too based upon where he was in his bender.

Our esteemed leader did not seem particularly pleased to have to address the media today, parsing his words carefully and stating that he didn't know anything about any attack on NYC. It is just unbelievable that no one in that crowd asked the obvious question, "Well, did you know about any attacks planned for anywhere else, perchance?"

There's a lot of anger there and fear - lots of facial tics and acne and head shaking. I was talking to a psychiatrist friend of mine today and she expects someone to decompensate soon and start spilling. She may be right.

[Zinfandel]

3. Looks like he's always in the middle of holding back taking a dump.

[Enraged_Ape]

7. He always looks like he has a wet diaper, and that's no joke

The way he fidgets and jerks around like a toddler whenever he's seated, the way he walks with his legs apart like he's got a big steamy loaf in his drawers... The man is obviously incontinent of bowel and bladder. And there's nothing wrong with that, but the question is how did he get that way?

[truth2power]

17. About him walking with his legs apart...

I mentioned that during a phone conversation with a friend a few days ago. After I thought about it I figured people would think I'm some sort of pervert. Guess I'm not the only one who notices.

What you said is LOL funny, but my take on it is that he is saying "Look everyone, what I've got between my legs. Ain't it awesome?"

Yuk...now I gotta go :puke:

[dbt]

4. There's a REAL good reason why bu$h looks like a lizard.

He IS one! He's a Reptile. Just like Cheney, Rumsfeld and CondoLizard Rice. Just like Laura and Poppy and Bar.

Scoff if you must, but the day is coming when bu$h will no longer be able to hold his human shape. It will happen on live TV and well-groomed reporters will soil themselves.

Remember you read it here first!

:evilgrin:
dbt

[loftycity]

14. With you on that one....

:wow:

[skeptic9]

18. kick

[seemslikeadream]

5. like this

[Sparkly]

12. I HATE that one!!!

n/t

[chelsea0011]

6. I love his s**t eating grin when he thinks he just said something funny

But all I can think is that he is just damn proud and happy that he finished a sentence.

[FlaGranny]

8. Those facial expressions reveal the real bush*

Goofy, impatient, adolescent, angry, show off, smug, etc., etc. The only thing that seems to be completely missing is intelligence. The facial expression that gets me most is the one where he's looking at someone (who? - I'd like to know) and get's this "can you believe I'm really president?" expression. It's a combination of "I'm really getting away with this crap?" and "ain't I hot stuff?" (Edit: he's usually giving that someone the thumbs up signal.)

You can read that man's face like a book if you pay attention. It's very expressive of his inner feelings.

[salin]

11. Great description

I knew the look as you described it. When he makes that awkward pause (after a couple of words - note he almost never says 6 words without pausing)... has his contemporary smirk/smile (his handlers got him to stop doing his old smirk that was seen as shifty and smug)... he leans in squinty eyes nods his head with a creepy looks as if to those in on an inside joke as he gives a chuckle (which often to the listener is jarring, as the placement of the chuckle/grin/etc. is out of place.)

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

9. I can't wait to see his expression

when he loses the election:mad:

[PCIntern]

10. I'm more worried about

his facial expression when he cancels the election.

I know it's not funny but do recall that the NY Prmary was cancelled on 9/11. Precedent...

[MetaTrope]

15. He knows that if he slips again

His daddy is going to give him another "pretzel attack".

[kskiska]

16. I like his expression when he has to listen to someone else

speak. He has to step aside and his face immediately takes on a very bored look, and his mouth turns down into a scowl. I've read where speakers are asked to keep their remarks to a one-minute time limit, so as not to bore His Majesty.