What questions will Larry King ask Dick Clarke tonight?

[Teddy_Salad]

"Hey, that Jim Thompson's a funny guy, hey Dick? What a riot!"

"During your testimony today you said that The Predator is a good weapon against terrorism.....personally Dick, I thought it was a good for nuthin', shit film."

"You're not seriously suggesting that the president of the United States can't pay adequate attention to the threats of terrorism while ....let's say hypothetically......spending a month, let's say August......in the year....ooohhhhh....how about, 2001...chopping cedar on a ranch in.....let's say.....ahhhhhh......Texas.....are you Dick, huh?"

"Hey, ya catch that Tanya Tucker on here last night, Dick? And what about that "in-depth exclusive" I had with Rock Hudson's ex-wife?
Now there's a couple of WMD's, huh, Dick?"

"Hey, that Richard Armitage has come a long way since "The Munsters", hey Dick, huh?


Any more?
Come on, help Larry out.

[The_Bearded_Liberal]

1. "Hey Dick"

"Who do you reckon most resembles a chimp? Me or Dubya?"