Bush Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning Gay Marriage

[Catfight]

BAGHDAD—In a private meeting with Mohammed Bahr al-Ulloum, President Bush urged the Iraqi Governing Council president to amend the recently ratified Iraqi constitution to protect the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. "The Iraqi constitution, signed just a few short weeks ago, will usher in a new era of democratic freedom in Iraq," Bush said. "But there are some unlawful and unholy acts that the constitution's original drafters could not have possibly intended to protect." Bush then told al-Ulloum he must act quickly and decisively to preserve his country's most sacred tradition.

Source: theonion.com

Haha..I luv the Onion

[Webster Green]

1. LOL...I suspected it was from the onion...

but I wasn't really sure. Got me!

[Vickers]

2. *removing hook from mouth*

Man, the Onion is awesome! Had me going for a minute there.

[Karenina]

7. Does this mean

Satire is dead? :freak:

[freeforall]

3. Hahaha! Got me too!

I thought, "What!!!???"

[LynzM]

4. What does it say

About our administration that I totally believed he would do that?!? Yikes! Gotta love the Onion, though! :bounce:

[Catfight]

8. Scary, but that's true too!

I wouldn't be surprised about anything dumbya would do.

[seabeyond]

5. what an a s s

geez..........if this doesnt say it all

[Supormom]

6. It's a fine line between truth and fiction...

especially with this administration!