ah! nothing like revenge

[historian]

Received call from the local repuke party asking for donations
asked who is calling
asked again
told them i was hard of hearing
they raised their voice
what??
again louder voice
oh i see repuke donation?
yes
who is the money going to?
the RNCS -
you are giving money to nurses??
No this is the repuke party
you want me to come to a party???
Sir....
yes???
(now said very slowly) we are asking for donations for the repuke party in order to defeat Kerry.
Jerry???
click
tee hee

[Kahuna]

1. Good one.

:yourock:

[Az]

2. Ya let them go too early

Eat up their time. Cut off their funds.

[rucky]

3. My new tactic...

act VERY interested & make them hold while you get your wallet. and make them hold. and hold. and hold.

you know they've given up when you hear the quick beeps.


$$$

[sangh0]

7. That's exactly what I do

:-)

[Robbien]

4. Laughing out loud over here

What fun!

[GiovanniC]

5. Say...

"The Republican Party? Are those the guys that want national health care for everyone?"

No.

"Oh. Are they the guys that want to raise the minimum wage?"

No.

"Well, are they the guys that are trying to fight the exportation of jobs overseas?"

No.

"Are they the ones that are fighting for women's reproductive rights and upholding the separation of church and state?"

No again.

"Well then go f**k yourself."

[AP]

6. Keep them on the phone as LLLOOONNNNGGGGG as possible....

Tell them you're getting your check book. Chat to them. See how fascistic, racist, sexist, etc. you can be before they disagree with you.

[Westegg]

8. Wow, I LIKE this approach! Frankly, it never occured to me.

[AP]

13. The more time you spend yanking their crank, the less time they have to

get money for their cause.

[seabeyond]

9. bustin up here

that is funny. thanks for sharing

[Catherine Vincent]

10. LOL! That was hilarious!

You made my day!:)

[Richardo]

11. WTG "Emily Litella"!

:D "What's all this I hear....about a Presidential erection?"



We miss you, Gilda!

[Sophree]

12. You Crank Yankered them?

Nice! Great idea.

on edit:

Yaaaaaay!

[maggrwaggr]

14. oh man, I would go off on them SO BAD if they called me

I could give them a tirade like they've never heard before. I'm 100% sure they'd hang up on me pretty quick.