Bush WMD "Joke" Ad... haw haw haw, laugh along with the liar!

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/bushwmd.mp3

Well, some friends and I were locked in a makeshift studio for the past day and night making oodles of these fake Bush/Cheney commercials along with several hundred goofy skits... I will now collapse and deal with the rest of it after uneasy dreams involving Paul Wolfowitz, no doubt.



previously:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/straightshooter.mp3
http://www.terminalproduct.com/runon911.mp3
http://www.terminalproduct.com/halliburtoncommercial.mp3

[sallyseven]

1. bush is a very sick man.

timmy boy, on the today show, tried to put a good face on it by saying it is a time to make fun of yourself. I saw the whole reel on cnn.com yesterday it was awful. cheney with his fingers saying talk to the little man. bush looking for wmds. He is sinful. For all you purists out there I never capitalize the names of people I don't like. I try in my little way to demean them.

[patricia92243]

3. Bush was NOT making fun of himself - that's the whole problem.

[thebigidea]

17. he's making fun of us for believing his bullshit

[9215]

26. ............

serious Psy-ops by any measure.

[thebigidea]

31. and I betcha a certain jokewriter is getting chewed out for days at a time

BUSH: "Karen! Who the fuck approved this?"

KAREN: "Andy ran it by Karl..."

ROVE: "But you said it showed his lighter side!"

KAREN: "It was warm, compassionate!"

ROVE: "I refuse to take the fall for this."

BUSH: "Got any other brilliant ideas, Turd Blossom?"

[thebigidea]

16. he's a straightshooter! a popular wartime president... VERY POPULAR.

that's what my tv says, and it never lies.

[AngryYoungMan]

2. Those are great!

Is there any way to get them on the radio? On television? They're really fantastic.

[thebigidea]

8. wouldn't that be nice... any one have any suggestions?

[notadmblnd]

14. send them to Howars Stern?

nt

[thebigidea]

15. the award-winning Danish pornographer?

[thebigidea]

43. the mysterious, slightly German botanist with the heart of gold?

then again - it could just be a mispelled radio host.

[Isere]

4. Bravo! Applause! Applause!

Brilliant! I'd love to know more about your "handiwork"......
How did you get into this? Have you had any success in getting these played on the radio? Perhaps the new liberal station would be interested.

[thebigidea]

5. yeah, I'll have a CD out to them in a few days

"How did you get into this?"

Some evil monkey stole the election and I haven't been able to think straight since.

[frank frankly]

6. send this to stern today

seriously, this and the 9/11 ad, he might play them

fantastic work. that laughter makes me ill. the fucking press whores.

disgusting fucking pravda goons eating shrimp cocktail in tuxedos and yucking it up.

:puke:

[thebigidea]

7. after those goons spent a year helping sell Bush's war to us...

... they now get to enjoy a good laugh about it.

Stern, huh? Does he play other people's stuff? I haven't listened for years, but the recent "conversion" is a good sign.

[9215]

27. ..........

zzzzzzzzzzzzz. It's all a big game eh?

[thebigidea]

32. not a game, but a shame

this little "joke" will come back to haunt him come this fall.

[CalebHayes]

9. Hurry up guys!!! Get him some god.

[thebigidea]

10. a diet other than ramen noodles would be nice

[CalebHayes]

21. HEY, thats what I'm making right now

[thebigidea]

22. just try and avoid eating it for months at a time

to avoid that fate, don't work endlessly on hopelessly uncommercial projects like me!

[thebigidea]

11. here's another new one

hardhitting uh-ridden uberimprovisation, dripping with journalistic sincerity:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/embed.mp3

[thebigidea]

20. never before has embedding reporters ever been so... erotic.

[dmr]

12. WOW!

These are great!

I'd love to buy a CD once you get them made.

My teenage son said a few weeks ago we should do doing ads like Chris Rock did in "Head of State"

I always thought you were funny, Big, but now I know you are.

:) :yourock:

[thebigidea]

13. well, golly - thanks!

I wasn't planning on sellin' CDs, as I dunno if it'll all hang together - lotsa repetition and stuff. Its mostly for radio stations/shows/etc. Shrug.

But it'll always be free online!

the DVD, though - that will probably make me go into full shameless huckster mode:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/paranoiashow.htm

COMING (relatively) SOON!

(come to think of it, I should stick all these mp3s in the bonus section)

[johncoby2]

18. How about this for a joke?

Bottom line, its not funny. Of course what do we expect from this president?

John Cobarruvias

[thebigidea]

19. his resignation for starters

I see a fine career ahead of him playing with his Gameboy.

[FizzFuzz]

39. Women are dying too. The troops are not just men.

[thebigidea]

40. men, women, and children of many nationalities

Dubya is an equal opportunity murderer.

[thebigidea]

23. yet another one...

freshly improvised idiocy:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/embed2.mp3

God, I hate the word "embedded."

[proud patriot]

24. Great

:D

[thebigidea]

25. and low in calories! half the fat, twice the terror. EXTRA freedom, too.

[5thGenDemocrat]

28. Say, those are pretty cool (especially runon911)

Would you mind if we hijacked them for FUNDAY RADIO? It's the tenth anniversary for the event and an election year to boot -- so we need something special. OF COURSE we'll give you full credit and OF COURSE you're invited (and, as I mention below, I'm even buying the beer).
John
If you've got anything else we could stea-- I mean anything else that we could use for the occasion, I'd love to hear it.

[thebigidea]

29. what is this Earth thing you call "FUNDAY RADIO"?

and yeah, its all free to exploit in any way. Maybe throw in a mention of the website and go right ahead.

lots more at the link below, a bunch more mp3s shortly...

[5thGenDemocrat]

30. FUNDAY RADIO is a wholly-owned subsidiary of FUNDAY

Which, in turn, is a little soiree I throw each year with about 100 of my best friends. Including, I would guess, six or seven DUers -- depending on just how many surrender to my incessant whining and attend just to shut me up.
John
It is now 84 days, nine hours and 17 minutes to FUNDAY. Feel free to ask for directions. And thanks for letting us use your stuff.

[republicansarewhores]

33. My other recent favorite...

http://www.howardstern.com/HS_Bad_Amer_Pres_GWB.mp3

[Tinoire]

34. Ha ha ha Dubya! No WMD! No doubt, this girl shares Bush's humor -

No WMD! Ha ha ha ha!

Proving once again that the Bushies are totally disconnected from reality and have no clue how their actions affect people around the world, Bush offers a tasteless and crude presentation in a tin-eared effort to suck up to the American media:

Bush put on a slide show, calling it the "White House Election-Year Album" at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association 60th annual dinner, showing himself and his staff in some decidedly unflattering poses.

There was Bush looking under furniture in a fruitless, frustrating search. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere," he said.

Ha ha ha! No WMD! No doubt, this girl sees the humor -



Woops! Well, at least she isn't hiding WMD in her shoes....

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, here's a great idea! You (Bush) should do that presentation at Walter Reed! In the Amputee Ward! Those guys need to be cheered up and I bet they'll really get how funny it is that there are no WMDs in Iraq!

posted by my friend Tex at http://www.antiwar.com/blog/ on 3/25

Reprint ok

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Thanks for posting links to your stuff- I plan to watch it/listen to it this afternoon.

On edit. Damn. Tex's post goes too appallingly well with your number here http://www.terminalproduct.com/bushwmd.mp3

I can not believe the hyenas laughed!

[thebigidea]

35. appallingly well indeed

I have a rough version of a video to it in Premiere - pics like that, amputee soldiers, Judith Miller's WMD headlines, etc.

[Tinoire]

36. It is just too discouraging.

I want Bush out so badly but more than that, I want the entire system changed so that anyone representing the ideas behind Bush can never return.

Never, ever in my wildest dreams did I ever think we would get to this point. This is evil beyond belief.

Jackals laughing over the dead bodies of their victims.

[thebigidea]

37. ...and then using those dead bodies as a campaign prop!

ah, its so nice to have the adults back in charge again.

[Room101]

38. I'm going to play this for Sterns voice mail

These are just the things he likes playing.

[indigobusiness]

41. Want some serious laughs?

Condi Denied Cell Next To Martha


Get your honest news here:
http://sludgereport.blogspot.com

[thebigidea]

42. I take my laughter so seriously, I forget to smile sometimes and just cry

Looks like Condi has been doing a lot of that too, actually. I'll never forget her press conference after "Bush Knew" broke.