The Patriot Card™

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I'll take one, please.

I just ask that we can play catch-up on medical needs, as well as, debt consolidation. I could then get the dental care I need ... the dentists can get the "it's now customary to pay everything in full and in advance, thank you" they want; and, *shrub's corporations will profit a la Halliburton ... and, the health of Americans would improve as the Empire rises ... Dave, are sure this is satire?

it's win-win

The Patriot Card™ - today's DU front page
Satire by Dave Firmage

The Federal Reserve could issue a United States of America national credit card to every U.S. citizen, 18 and over. Any card member would be able to consolidate all their debts onto the new card and then the total amount would just be rolled into the National Debt.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/04/03/26_patriot.html