Prediction: Kerry's Tax Increase to Cost $5 Gazillion

[nostamj]

by the time of the Convention. (as far as the repubs are concerned)

the SNEER was on live a little while ago and it's already gone from $900B to $1.7 TRILLION

wasn't it $500B a couple of weeks ago?

after the convention, they'll claim that the democrats will be selling christian babies to the chinese to pay for Kerry's spending increases...

what a world, what a world....

[snippy]

1. Is that per person or per household?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Per quark. (nt)

[LynzM]

17. LMAO n/t

[snippy]

23. No mention of quarks in the Bible . Is Kerry some kind of Satanist?

[Sagan]

2. Oh, like they understand numbers at all...

How can anyone trust a number coming out of * or Dick's mouth? They've lied about numbers from day one. Any number at all, it seems, was to be lied about.

[ProfessorGAC]

3. One GOOGLE Dollars

Someone will say that at the convention in NY. That's my prediction. They'll think the word is funny, too!

Of course, the bushbots will buy it. Never mind that the tax cuts all had the exact opposite effect of what these economic geniuses claimed. (And Clinton's tax increases had the opposite effect of what the doom and gloom repubs predicted. Same with 41's increases.)

That's O for 3, boys. Time to put down your calculators. You fail!
The Professor

[nostamj]

4. "Time to put down your calculators"

actually, I think their abacus is short a couple of beads

or

there's a few too many knots in their string...

[ProfessorGAC]

6. It's For Sure Not A Slide Rule

Those idiots would never figure out how to use one.
The Professor

[Rufus T. Firefly]

5. Or how about a Googolplex?

That's a googol to the googol power.

[Sparkly]

7. Also: "Kerry Sponsored Legislation to Arm Troops with Slingshots"

Followed by, "Kerry Would Change US Official Language to French."

[Jacobin]

8. "Kerry to provide army with chariots and horses"

"Kerry to confiscate all children's college savings accounts and give money to welfare queens".

[Sparkly]

9. "Kerry to Form New Group: Vietnam Veterans Against Godfearing Christians"

"Kerry Advocates Constitutional Amendment Banning Heterosexual Marriage"

[JHB]

10. You mean "...and give the money to welfare DRAG queens."

Hit all the hot buttons at once!

[Jacobin]

12. Saving that one for a better headline:

"Kerry to require all NASCAR drivers to dress as Drag Queens"

"Kerry's first executive order: Police to confiscate all firearms and bibles from populace"

"Kerry to make Islam the official national religion"

[MissMillie]

11. Remember, Bush claims he is not a mathematician

And we should remind as many people as we can that Bush admitted this.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. If He Did Say He Was, Who Would Believe It

It's obvious listenting to him that he can't count past 25. Fingers, toes, nose, ears, eyes. That's it.
The Professor

[nostamj]

15. "Kerry Announces Defense Cuts"

"As long as they're in a desert, they can work in the nude. Oui?"

[EV1Ltimm]

16. don't forget about his soylent green initiative

and his plans to resurrect napoleon, ghangis khan, hitler and stalin -- just to have their genetic material fused together with hillary clinton's. the hillary-bots will march on washington by fiscal year 2007.

[mobuto]

18. No, the true cost isn't mentioned in dollars

John Kerry's reckless tax scheme will cost America more than dollars, it will tax the souls of our children. John Kerry wants to steal the smile of every child and he'll give it to his foreign-leader friends. Don't let him get away with it.

-A message from the Bush / Cheney '04 campaign team

[nostamj]

19. "Kerry Kills Kitty Kats"

Oops, that was Frist...

[Sparkly]

20. "Kerry Gassed his Own People"

Oops, that was the maggot Tom Delay.

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

21. It grows just like the White house nose

those idiots don't realize the election is about shrub

[snippy]

22. Like this?