Where's Ashcroft?

[eyeontheprize]

He's been out of the hospital for a couple weeks and there is no word on how his recovery has been going. He hasn't appeared publicly. Even when he was in the hospital news was sparse. Why the news blackout? It is very strange.

[Jacobin]

1. Yeah. I was wondering that myself

Did he testify before the WhiteWash Committee? Seems like they would want to ask him about suddenly ending his commercial plane trips right before 9/11.

Oh, and cutting the budget for terrorist tracking.

And, they might want to compliment him on finding 12 whores in New Orleans after a one year investigation. (Hell give me half an hour with a phone book and I'll find you twenty)

[spotbird]

2. Don't forget his important decorating improvements in the DOJ lobby,

and the tireless efforts to end steroid abuse.

I feel safer already.

[Jacobin]

4. How could I have forgotten that one??

Thanks for reminding me. For decades Murkins have had to avoid gazing at and getting unbiblically aroused by an exposed stone titty on the statue of lady liberty.

Finally, a godfearing AG has seen fit to drape a curtain on that obscene thing.

And he should be congratulated on this accomplishment.'

:-)

[lutherj]

3. My theory is the surgery is all a cover, that in fact he had a nervous

breakdown and started babbling the truth about 9/11 so his friends whisked him off to be reprogrammed.

[tom_paine]

5. The suregry is a cover, that's for sure

What specific nefarious and fraudulent deeds does it cover?

Don't know, but when Himmler disappears from sight...it can't be good.

[displacedtexan]

6. Is that like "Where's Waldo?"

Your original post conjured up an image of a "Where's Waldo?" page, filled with hundreds of quasi-Waldo's and one very conspicuous Ashcroft in a hospital bed, connected to a drip bag...

[terisel]

7. I think he is hiding.

He was present at the briefing meetings in the summer preceeding 9/11.