* looks a little shaky today

[grasswire]

[grasswire]

1. and.....

...Laura's wearing the draperies again.

[buycitgo]

5. I was listening on the radio, and his clipped, flat delivery made me

think, hmmmmm, wonder what drug he's on toDAY?

he sounded very disembodied

tardive dyskinesia kicking in again, is my guess

did he walk off like John Cleese?

[buycitgo]

6. oops......dupe

[BlueEyedSon]

"I saw them in the window, and I just HAD to have them!"

with appologires to Carol Burnett....

[madrchsod]

11. oh my god !!

she just set a new low for first ladies...she needs to go on "what not to wear" have susanah and trinny show her what to wear....

[Malva Zebrina]

14. OMG--what on earth is she thinking of herself to drape herself up like

that. Ugh, she looks like a three year old playing dress up. Awful. As usual, though, Marta Sahagún, looks absolutely exquisite.

and, what is this horror of a creation here? She really ought to give up on those belly bows--you know. She is thinking of herself as a twenty year old and instead this looks like she took the upholstry off the couch in the lobby of the local Howard Johnson and used it to make a bathrobe. It is a horror,

[yardwork]

32. There are those shoes again!

This is really not funny. If she can't dress herself properly, can't she hire someone to help?

[DoYouEverWonder]

20. Here's a full frontal assualt

Pickles is no Scarlett O'Hara, that's for sure.

[Malva Zebrina]

23. Maybe she did us a favor with the scarlet drapery shawl

the dress underneath looks like the worst imaginable thing anyone could ever think of wearing.

[Stephanie]

38. ODL -

I think that's a vinyl tablecloth

[yardwork]

31. OMG!!!

What was she thinking???!!!

Those shoes......with that dress......with that......shiny......thing.........OMG!!!!

[Jane Austin]

25. Who's that on the right?

It looks like that gal from Saturday Nght Live..

[Gloria]

28. I think it's Vicente Fox's wife....

She's reportedly running the show in Mexico--I'm not kidding!!! Mexican press has been reporting how Mrs. Fox has quite a lot of say in terms of policy...some talk she might want to run for President on her own..

[Jane Austin]

35. Thanks for the ID. (eom)

[whistle]

2. Who is that on the left in the front row...

...Bill Clinton? Now wonder Dubya looks like a deer starring in the headlights:toast: :bounce: :hippie: :kick:

[CalebHayes]

3. Caption

"Where is uncle Rummy!!!???"

[Cocoa]

4. his voice cracked

when he got to the part about his testifying to the whole commission. I wonder if he's afraid of a particular commissioner.

[sweetladybug]

12. He does look a little shakey. Maybe he just didn't have enough liquor

cocaine and xanax to calm his nerves(you know I bet his niece, Jebby's daughter, could help him out with some xanax and cocaine
ELECT KERRY 2004!!!!

[htuttle]

7. Looks like he's clutching the sides of the podium

Trying to hold on for dear life, no doubt.

[spanone]

8. He was backpeddling...not his macho style.

A man who has never been sorry for anything. Yet he was a sorry president.

[Twillig]

9. 'The first day of my summer vacation: I woke up. Then I went downtown to

look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

On the second day of my summer vacation I woke up. Then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

On the third day of my summer vacation I woke up. Then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugsto

On the fourth day of my summer vacation I woke up. Then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I got a job: keeping people from hangin out in front of the drugstore.

SHUT UP!

[allalone]

10. he's trying to restrain himself

from running out and rubbing the bald guys head.

[grasswire]

13. he duckwalked out, too

....to avoid the questions that were being hollered at him. A moment of Zen.

[buycitgo]

24. the ultimate moment of Zen.....January 21, 2005

you fill in the blanks

[Sperk]

15. I think he's crying himself to sleep at night

Expecting him to pull a "Jim Baker" any day now....fetal position under the desk.

[caledesi]

19. OMG! ROTFLMAO! nt

[knight_of_the_star]

16. Question?

Where is a transcript of this?

Also, here's a caption:

"Dammit I can't see my teleprompter!"

[grasswire]

29. video available here...

...http://www.whitehouse.gov/

[osaMABUSh]

17. He friggin' ran out of there - he stuck to the Rove orders

what a pathetic excuse for a man.

Sometimes you have to step back and think - Wow, is that really The President of the United States of America?

What the hell happened to us?

[cliss]

18. heh heh (evil snicker)

You're right. He does look a little sweaty today. Look closely: the grooves in his forehead are a little deeper. He's got bags under his eyes. His fuzzy eyebrows are pushed together in a worried look. The eyes are staring out into vacant space.

Yup: I'd say he's worried. And he's not the only one. I'll bet my last dollar they're all wringing their hands right now at the White House.

Worried sick that Condiment will blow it while she's testifying. They knew she was a lightweight a long time ago, but she's a great cover for them. Now, however, she's cracking under the strain and they can't rely on her to be strong.

I had no idea delayed gratification could be so gratifying.

[DoYouEverWonder]

22. He does look a bit miffed today

Doesn't he?

[Sparkly]

26. I hate that pursed-lip thing he does!!

He comes out with that look, like a scoldy schoolmarm about to issue a 3-day suspension to everybody involved in whatever got his girdle in a knot.

[Ouabache]

30. He just needs a drink

but something strong this stuff is not workin'.

[anarchy1999]

21. I just keep thinking -

"Daddy, I did not want this job! Please, Daddy, Please!, Can't Jeb do it? I just want to have fun, please let me go live on the pig farm in Crawford, Okay?"

[Veggie Meathead]

27. I think it will be a great idea to invite Harry Belafonte

to sit in the audience directly facing Condi when she testifies.Along with Harry Belafonte it would also be a great idea to have Kristen Breitweiser and the other widows of 9/11 victims staring at Condi.
Do you think Condi would come apart when the righteous gaze of these people falls on her?

[Stephanie]

39. You can be sure the 9/11 Moms will be there

Guaranteed.

[maveric]

33. He ran out to the podium, read the cue cards, then ran back in

avoiding any questions,like a GD coward. His voice was cracked, he looked stressed, kinda like he'd been crying. And he has to have Pickles and Poppy sticking up for him telling people to stop talking bad of him. He's a spoiled little child sulking when he's criticized for being bad/fucking up.
A true embarrassment to all americans.

Pathetic!

[grasswire]

37. he really did sound awful

Stammered a lot.

You can see the video at http://www.whitehouse.gov

[Skittles]

34. he still looks like a dipshit

just a tad more worried dipshit

[doc03]

36. Notice his hair has gotten darker?