Oh Susannah

[Plaid Adder]

OK, so Bush and Cheney are appearing *together?*

Oy.

Any dolt knows that the first thing you do in an investigation is you split all the witnesses up and interrogate them seperately. They figured that out in Biblical times, for crying out loud. I don't remember which book it's in, but there is a story about Susannah and the elders, in which they accuse her of having committed adultery under a tree in the garden. Whoever is in charge of the investigation splits the elders up and asks each elder separately what kind of tree it was. Each picks a different kind of tree, and the gig is up.

Imagine the feast of contradictions and blunders in store for us if they were going to do that with Bush and Cheney. But no. It'll be, "Well, see, we got this big fat envelope of cash from Chalabi, and--" "Hey, George, ix-nay on the ibing-bray!"

Argh,

The Plaid Adder

[mark11727]

1. Reminds me of the joke...

...about four high-schoolers who drove to school, and arrive LATE.

Their excuse was that they had a flat tire. The teacher splits them into separate corners of the classroom, has them each take out a piece of paper...

...and tells them to write down WHICH TIRE WAS THE FLAT ONE.

PS: Love ya work.

[Plaid Adder]

2. They used that one on Car Talk once as a puzzler.

Thanks,

The Plaid Adder