Why I can't support Kerry, Edwards, Lieberman, et al.

[BLUSH]

Senator Joe Lieberman

Thumbs Down: Who can forget the day he took the floor to scold Bill Clinton for behavior unbecoming a gentile man? :thumbsdown:



Senator John Edwards

Thumbs Down: I don't think so. Who would his running mate be, James Van Praagh? :thumbsdown:




Congressman Dennis Kinucheich...

Thumbs Down: We can't spell his name. Automatic disqualifier. :thumbsdown:




Dr. Howard Dean

Thumbs Down: We can spell his name ... but we can't read his handwriting. :thumbsdown:




Senator Jim Kerry

Thumbs Down: His feud with Dean is most unbecoming. I loved him in The Truman Show but the rest of his work sans Dean has proven utterly devoid of any entertainment value. I hope they get back together. (If only Frank were still alive.) :thumbsdown:



President George W. Bush

Middle Finger Up! After eight years of Clinton's lying, Bush has been a breath of fresh heir. In 2000, candidate Bush made a campaign promise to get us out of the filthy business of nation-building ... and he kept that promise. We're now in the business of nation-bombing. (Who knew in the 2000 campaign when he said he was against nation-building he meant his own?)

This is a man who keeps his word! (And he has a recession to prove it!)

The choice is clear. Won't you please join me and millions of others who are out of work, out of prison, with time on their hands (and an electronic tag on their ankle):

Re-Select George W Bush


:thumbsup:

[WilliamPitt]

1. Who the fuck is Jim Kerry?

:eyes:

[indigo32]

3. I dunno

I thought the whole thing was pretty funny.

[BLUSH]

6. Well, obviously you thought wrong.

:silly:

[BayCityProgressive]

2. This is stupid.

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[ibegurpard]

5. Obviously

you have a little trouble recognizing satire when you see it.

[BLUSH]

7. I guess you're the only silly friend I have on tonight

:)

[indigo32]

9. Errr

what did you think I was trying to say when I said it was funny... is not satire humor?

[BLUSH]

10. that's why I said you're the only silly friend I have on 2nite

the others are just being grups

:P

[Pastiche423]

8. GMFAO!

[JohnKleeb]

11. K-u-c-i-n-i-c-h easy m'kay

Jim Kerry you mean John.

[BLUSH]

12. My name isn't Jim Kerry and I didn't mean John.

I know what I said!

(What part of know don't you understand?)

:silly:

[whirlygigspin]

13. he was great in the mask!

am I nuts or did he vote for the Defence of Marriage act?

[BLUSH]

18. Is that the one with Cher and the guy from Fast Times?

That was a great movie.

[Ein]

17. Kucnich

is hard to spell, like uhm... roosevelt, wtf is that

[Feanorcurufinwe]

14. Are you thinking about a career in comedy?

Are you thinking about a career in comedy?
Maybe you should consider insurance sales.

[BLUSH]

15. Insurance sales?

I don't think I'd be suited for that, either. Do you have something more my speed, something menial?

[PROGRESSIVE1]

16. After watching this Reich Wing Sharade in California...

I feel like supporting whoever win the nomination at this point. We must keep them out!

[BLUSH]

19. I just saw Al Gore on TV

He was making a speech but MSNBC and CNN cut away. It's not on C-Span. Maybe he's getting back into the race.

After what Arnold did last night, maybe a lot of people are rethinking their political futures.