What is the MOST unlikely event to happen at tonight's Play I mean press

[dorktv]

conference?

I say that Bush annouces his resignation.

[demnan]

1. That Bush says something intelligent

or "I'm deeply sorry, I assisted the terriorists on 9/11 to advance my career".

[wryter2000]

2. Close

He takes responsibility for something.

[DenverDem]

3. bushler admits Perle and Chenney planned 9/11

PNAC Pearl Harbor operation.

[Webster Green]

4. Helen Thomas gets to ask smirky a question....

Ain't gonna happen.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Halfway through, Laura enters, from stage right....

in dominatrix gear, carying riding crop. At the end of her leash is a leather-clad, semi-nude WH intern, slightly overweight, not terrible-looking, though. Laura whips the slavegirl-intern, and commands that the intern give George a blowjob on National TV. Laura throws around shouted phrases like "WORM!" and "OBEY ME!" a lot. George, with worried smile on his face, whips out his donger, turns to camera, and says....

"NOW will you impeach me?"

[dorktv]

7. Hahaha!

[The empressof all]

8. omg

nearly spit up my coffee...

Thank you for that chuckle

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. That Bu$h apologizes for all wrongs commited by the BFEE, ever.

[Endangered Specie]

9. An ounce of truth.

[dorktv]

10. Um he says "Hi I am President Bush?"

[Endangered Specie]

15. Yeah, Key word there being "President". ;)

I somehow doubt hed come in saying "I'm fuehrer Bush", or something along those lines

[Nite Owl]

11. Reporters go off the

prepared script and ask the questions that need to be answered. Bush gets angry and walks away saying he was double crossed by the media and says he will work to abolish the first amendment for the good of democracy. His numbers actually drop.

[dorktv]

12. And there is dancing in the streets because he went too far!

[salin]

13. after a couple of canned questions and answers...

the press corps, in unison, gets up and walks out in the middle of the press conference (after getting spine from watching a press walkout on General Powell {in South Africa?} a week or so ago.)

[dorktv]

14. oooh! I bet that would be a shocker!

[Nite Owl]

16. The ultimate fantasy.

If only it would happen.

[EV1Ltimm]

17. "My fellow americans. Today I... oh no! SPACE MONKEYS!

save yourselves!"

RAWR!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. He pronounces "nuclear" correctly. (nt)

[mouse7]

19. You stole mine!

damn you!