Bush stand-up at Earth Day: "My room is so small, even the mice are...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...hunchbacked."

No, he didn't use that joke, but he DID say:

"Before I start going on too long about Mother Earth, I do want to recognize my mother on Earth. Thanks for coming, Mom. (Applause.) I hope you're up the road making my bed. (Laughter.)"

Mr. Oedipus, party of three...your table is ready...

Is it just me, or did he insult his Pop this week ("we won't cut and run from Iraq like we did before") while snuggling up to Mommy (above)? Does "Bar" also cut his meat? I know he's out President, but can anyone confirm that he has actually been potty trained?

Of course, on the "official" Dubya Web Site, they have to make sure to indicate that there was "laughter"...(http://www.georgewbush.com/news/Read.aspx?ID=2475)



Also:

"We'll do the ducks and other birds a good turn by not only improving the lands -- the wetlands, but also the lands near the wetlands. It's one thing to have a good wetland, but they've got to have a place for the ducks to nest, as well. And so the program is to -- is to be wise about the incentive programs we put in place. I'm confident these measures will be not only appreciated by people, but by birds. (Laughter.)"

PLEASE NOTE: There was NO mention of Vice President "Evil" Dick Cheney sitting in a duck blind, drunk off his ass, and how much HE is "appreciated" by people (or birds).

In closing, I'd just like to say THANK YOU, Mr. President, for giving us a truly special Earth Day, one that we will remember fondly long after we vote your punk ass out of office.

:grouphug:

[goclark]

1. He is slime on any day!

The nerve of him even showing his face on Earth Day.
Shame.

[Old and In the Way]

2. World-class dysfunctional family.

What more can you say with the likes of Marvin, Jeb, Neil, and George....and Laura's dirty little secret. The only one that seems halfway normal is the daughter Dorothy.