Who did Ann's EYES??? A warning for blondes everywhere

[DuctapeFatwa]

If for whatever reason, you have fair skin, blue eyes and blond hair, you may under no circumstances use black eyeliner.

Or THAT much of any color eyeliner.

You are not a brunette. Deal.

No matter what your coloring or ethnicity, you may not wear pale blue iridiscent eyeshadow.

None of this applies to entry level sex workers with a very specialized clientele.

[KCDem]

1. but she has the same clientele as they do!

"None of this applies to entry level sex workers with a very specialized clientele."

So, I guess she's doing herself up appropriately.

[ShaneGR]

2. Wow, she looks HORRIBLE

Absolutely terrible. Not gonna watch anyways, I want his ratings to show it's a mistake to have someone like "her" on.

[LisaM]

3. How do you know she's not a brunette?

Her hair certainly isn't that color naturally. Between her and Laura Ingraham and that horrible crone who used to be on Court TV and now creeps me out on CNN, they must package that stuff with a Republican Stepford label on it.

[DuctapeFatwa]

6. Doesn't matter. blue eyes and too pale

Brown, grey, or LIGHT grey-blue.

Never black, never royal blue, never navy unless your pupils are invisible and your eyelashes and eyebrows are naturally black. And no, really really dark brown doesn't count.

[izzie]

13. Do all TV show have the same hair dresser. It is crazy they all look alike

n/t

[JustJoe]

4. I honest to God

do not see how you folks can watch that woman.

Edit: or listen to her.

[West Coast Democrat]

5. Ann obviously does her own make-up

Her eyeliner looks like some kind of make-up mistake I might have made back when I was in junior high.

[qanda]

7. I don't know about her eyes

but she should definitely get her thyroid gland checked. By the way, she never answers real questions.

[Dulcinea]

11. That's because she has absolutely nothing of substance to say.

She's the original one-trick pony. Democrats are traitors, over & over again, ad infinitum, is all she has to say. Her 15 min. are OVER!

[Dukejr]

8. Makeup artists

Coulter probably didn't apply her makeup herself. I am told that TV washes out one's complexion so everyone has makeup larded on them to look natural. The Larry King Show certainly has a full time profesional make up artist who does everyone's makeup.

[West Coast Democrat]

10. Ann's make-up looks stupid every time she's on TV

it doesn't matter which network or program she appears on. Her eyeliner always looks horrible.

[glarius]

9. I hate her horrible grating monotone VOICE!

Besides....I truly believe she is insane....Nobody sane could really believe the things she believes...that EVERY LIBERAL IS A TRAITOR...I mean come on....that kind of thinking is N-U-T-S!!!

[izzie]

12. My daughter is a blond, not out of a bottle, and has black eye brows.

People used to ask her why she dyed her hair and she used to say " I donot, I dye my eye brows.' which I thought a pretty funny ans. Her eyes are hazel and it is odd coloring. Her skin is very pale and it is the same coloring my mother had. So mush for what is the right thing to do.

[Catherine Vincent]

14. I don't know about that but years ago when she appeared

on Bill Mahr's show, she had a patch on one of her eyes. Did she have eye surgery or is one of her eyes weaker?

[xequals]

15. She's a man

speaking as a man, we know nothing about putting on makeup.

[grasswire]

16. ha, I remember!

The first time I saw her she was wearing an eyepatch. She was stupid then and is stupid now.

I wonder if Matt Drudge is doing her makeup. She's taking him along to the shows these days.

[West Coast Democrat]

19. Isn't that what they call....

being a "fag-hag"? (no offense) Or maybe Ann is just Drudge's new boyfriend.

[Stephanie]

17. Blondes unite!

We will wear black eyeliner if we please. Ann Coulter is no reflection on us, any more than G. Bush Jr. is a reflection on fighter jet pilots.

[Stephanie]

18. black eyeliner is GOOD for blondes