Hi I am George Bush

[billoriellyrules2000]

These past 2 1/2 years have been wonderful, but unfortunenatly, election year is coming soon and some top democratic hopefuls are emerging and I need generous campaign contributions. With your help, me and my staff will ensure 4 more years of progress. Here is why you should help ensurre that I get 4 more years.

What I have done
*I United this country after a devasting attack on 9/11
*I got us through a recession
*I got us through two wars
*I am forcing Al-Qaeda to be on the run instead of reloading and attacking us again

Here is what to expect if elected for 1 more term
*A great economy
*The most secure nation in this country
*more jobs
*low taxes
*A soaring stock market

Here is how I match up with the 9 candidates starting with the one I expect to get the nomination then 1,2,3,etc.

Lieberman:I have a great deal of respect for Lieberman for agreeing with me on the military action I took against those who attacked us on 9/11. But he will raise taxes on every American and he showed us when he voted against giving more of your money back to you. He is a tax and spend democrat and I am glad him and Ex-Vice President Al Gore didn't pick up the nomination.

Edwards:This guy is all hair and no substance. He virtually has no experience and like Lieberman, will raise taxes on every American. As President, his inexperience will not serve him well to handle situations like Al-Qaeda and 9/11. As an American, I urge you not to take the chance of having an inexperienced President protect you.

Kerry:This guy is mr. flip flop. At first he supported the war and now he is against it! WHAT! I have a great deal of respect who served in Vietnam which I would of if called over there when I was doing my duty as serving this country on the Texas Air National Gaurd, but that was thirty years ago. He will raise taxes, make us less safe, and will flip flop as a President, much like how he flip flopped as a Senator and a candidate.

Dean:If you vote for him, you tolerating sinful behavior such as the civil unions bill he passed as a Governor of where? France? This man is a socialist, he wants universal health care, high taxes, and costly programs which will increase the budget deficit which I am working hard to reduce. If you want to lose 50-60% of your annually income, vote for Dean but if you want to keep 70-75% of your annual income then vote for your commander-in-chef.

Graham:This guy was against the war on terror by voting against giving me, the commander-in-cheri to declare war in Iraq. This man will allow Al-Qaeda to reload and boom! 10,000 Americans dead. If you want a leader, vote for me.

Kucinich:This guy will allow Al-Qaeda to re-load and ROAM FREE IN THIS COUNTRY. He voted against this patriot act which helps us single out terrorists and sometimes fugitives from the law. He voted against giving me the authorization to declare war in Iraq so Al-Qaeda can gain weapons from Saddam Hussein and possibly, a nuke! He wants to slash the pentagon budget in this post-9/11 world. He also supports universal health care, THIS GUY IS A NUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Al Sharpton:Tawana Brawley

Carol Mosely Braun: pretty much everything I said about Dennis Kucinich

I stated my case on why you should vote for me, so tell your friends and check Bush in the 2004 ballots.

[VermontDem2004]

1. commander-in-chef?

lmao

[Lost4words]

2. george, about your golf swing

pause just a little longer on the up stroke, and hold it straight up. Also, dont worry about playing in stormy weather, it can improve your score. Thunderstorms are the best IMHO. I am praying for you and thats the truth!