Hey you freeper lurkers, be sure to check this post out!

[Deja Q]

(ala billoreilly2000's stupid post of recent, I decided to post the TRUTH about the last 2.5 years: )


These past 2 1/2 years have been dismal and destructive thanks to my greed, immature behavior, and paying back to the wealthy and the criminal who helped me get selected, but fortunately, election year is coming soon and some top notch Democratic candidates are attempting to do the right thing and discredit me in order to do the monstrous task of putting our nation to rights again. A pity they won’t try to depose me. With your help, my staff and me will ensure 4 more years of destruction, carnage, and poverty for all I deal with. Here is why you should help ensure that I don’t get 4 more years.

What I have done:
*I strongly divided this country after wittingly allowing a devastating attack on 9/11
*I created us a thorough recession
*I got us into two pathetic wars against miniscule 3rd world countries, with more to come, I promise you! I can never run out of people to belittle or get to hate me and threaten my daddy!
*I am haphazardly blowing things up in Afghanistan that will allow Al-Qaeda to reform and attack us again from elsewhere.

Here is what to expect if elected for 1 more term
*An utterly decimated economy for which I will blame everybody else but myself
*The most paranoid, yet secure, nation in this country, though there’s no reason why it deserves to be made secure thanks to me and my inability to use diplomacy and cooperation with the peoples of the world
*far more good jobs moved overseas, leaving minimum wage slave jobs – if any at all – for you poor middle-class saps - and we all know YOU are the problem; there are more knowledgable, harder working people in foreign countries who deserve the jobs more
*low taxes for the rich but higher taxes for the rest of you to make up for my gross mismanagement
*A soaring stock market; soaring down to 0.

[Lost4words]

1. Now that sounds like Bush.

Worst ever!

[mopaul]

2. hilarious hypnotized hillbillies from hell

what a jerk. great response though, you should send it out as an email flyer.

and i love you hypno toad. everybody loves hypno toad. i really love lur, the ruler of omicron persei 8, but i love hypno toad more.
i just really, really, really love hypno toad. can't explain it. guess it's those adorable eyes, or that reassuring electrical hum of his.

[VermontDem2004]

3. rotflmao@your picture

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. I have one request, though:

Could you be a little less ambiguous and explain to us how you feel about HypnoToad?

;-)

[mopaul]

5. yes, i hear you hypno toad....

and i obey....i will bring many insects....i will give my life to you alone hypno toad......