If JackSwift were nominated, would you vote for him

[JackSwift]

against Bush? :nopity:

If not, why the hell not?

[Democat]

1. No way, not that DINO!

Sorry, I got caught up in the DU frenzy. :)

[JackSwift]

2. The party has gone too far down the

primrose path and the other candidates will leave us in a wilderness of the peyote eating jackelope, swatting bats flying about the air conditioned interiors of our SUVs without any decent place to download our hallucigens from.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Sure!

1. He's a Dem
2. He has a big brain
3. He gets his news from DU so we can count on him to get his facts straight.
:D

Maybe you should have posted a poll... ;-)

[JackSwift]

4. I haven't a clue how

so maybe my brain isn't all that big.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Naa you just need a campaign manager

figuring out how to save schools, end the quagmire in Iraq, break the back on the prison industrial complex, get old folks their meds and others any health insurance at all and bring us back from a 400 billion dollar deficit has distracted you from the more mundane aspects of campaigning such as perpetual polling on your latest hair do :D

[JackSwift]

6. You can run but you can't hide.

Tom, are you going to come along with me on these things I need to do?

Go ahead, make my day.

After the fast food wars, all restaurants are Taco Bells.

I don't got to show you no steenking badges!

Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Look at me Ma, I'm on top of the world.

Get your hands off of me, ya damn dirty apes!

Soylent Green is people!

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Who are those guys?

Laugh it up Fuzzball.

I am your father Luke.

Tell me Bob, why is some flying rat getting all of my good press?

Here's Johnny?





I got all the lines down!