How to have a blast in a thread (Brought to you by Trumad)

[trumad]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1664961

[yardwork]

1. Behave yourself.

[WoodrowFan]

naughty

naughty Trumad! no cookies tonight! :spank:

[Richardo]

2. Sometimes it's too easy

[Dookus]

3. LOL...

we oughtta have a telethon for you, Trumad. Ya just ain't right in the head! :P

[Name removed]

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[trumad]

6. No..but I take plenty of pride in destroying stupid fucking threads!

[WoodrowFan]

7. GAWD

if that's so then the 9-11 thread must be a full time job!!!

[redqueen]

10. Rasser frassin....

I wasn't even gonna post in that thread until I saw your comment!

It was then that I wondered if all hope was indeed lost.

[trumad]

13. Sorry Red

but I thought you knew me better.

[redqueen]

14. lol... so did I!

You totally got me.

I owe you bigtime!

[sui generis]

15. sounds pretty republican to me

are you sure you aren't for real?

I'm not LOL - or fooled, but don't you think this should be an atmosphere of encouragement? There are probably more socially responsible ways to masturbate on this forum if you look hard enough.

[Name removed]

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[trumad]

32. That really didn't hurt me, cause if you were never really born

then you really never said it. Straight up.

[Forkboy]

23. considering how many of your threads get locked

I'd say the mods enjoy the same thing.

[Zinfandel]

30. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FUCK WITH PEOPE? QUIT DRINKING!!!

For everyones sake...your fucking up big time dude, I told you that yesterday when I saw you wasting away at that bar.

Your blowing it big time and you just think your just too cute for words...

Quit fucking drinking dude...try some fine N Ca organic smoke...yesterday when I saw you, you looked pretty bad dude...worst than Nick below...
Man, we tried putting you in rehab...twice now...got to quit fucking with people for your twisted pleasure...it's a sickness that can be cured...if you'll just quit drinking.

[yardwork]

5. Trumad's into the Ambien again

[trumad]

9. I sleep just fine thank you...

:-)

[yardwork]

21. LOL! I especially enjoyed the part about how there is nothing wrong

with being a person such as yourself who happens to lean far-right.

I started giggling so hard I spilled my kool-aid!

[Wonk]

8. Out yourself as a lifelong R who voted nader in '00?

:shrug:

Odd thing to brag about here, but I'll keep it in mind to put some of your other posts in a better context.

[trumad]

11. Do you know how hard it was to type that dreck?

especially the Nader part....

[redqueen]

16. Do you know how hard it was to read it?!

OW! My virgin eyes!

[hippiegranny]

31. ya didn't fool me, tru

but it was funny anyway

[salin]

12. more tru... pulling the leg

and dragging an old debate into a new thread ... isn't that a nono?

[Wonk]

28. Good 'ol tru, trying to show that the same DU rules apply to newbs and

folks who've been here years and have a few thousand posts under their belt.

Er, wait, come to think of it that wasn't what he was doing at all, was it?

[JohnLocke]

36. Trumad's job is flamebait.

We need somebody like him. :D

[tom_paine]

37. And he does it well, John

He stuck the fishook so deep in my face it nearly split in two this time.

Hook, line, and effing sinker!

Oh well, I can laugh at myself. You can't, at least not over this, becuase trumad so thoroughly had me going that I deleted an entire foolish post (written with hook firmly in mouth).

:evilgrin: (lucky he came clean with some time to spare for me to edit my foolishness)

[doni_georgia]

17. bad, bad boy! n/t

[trof]

18. You've been a naughty boy.

And I think somebody might just come in here and KICK YOUR ASS!
Now where IS she?
;-)

[Terran]

19. LOL, aww, that was mean

to the wittle newbies who don't know any better! I hope you're happy with yourself, you...you...big meany! :evilgrin:

[frank frankly]

20. You know, my brother in law was saying the same things about Klintoon...

I don't agree with him, of course, but he had some interesting ideas that he thought it would good to have a discussion about.

He said Billary was going to sink Kerry so she could run in 2008.

He said liberals hate God.

He said Republicans are the only people who work in this country.

I'm trying to remember more of his absurd statements so I can repeat them everywhere.

[trumad]

24. Read the freepers enough and you can learn their lingo

but I tell what really gets the Dems in a huff... Spell Clinton with a K.

[tom_paine]

27. What a douchebeg!

(apologies to the Vaginal Hygiene Industry for comparing their fine products to a Freeper)

As to Democrats not working, I fucking HATE when these dumb pricks say that shit!

Shall I bring 20 years of my paystubs, including my 4 years in the USAF? Sign an affidavit certifying I never once used welfare or food stamps? Whip out my credit statement, showing me with a higher rating than a welching Freeper could ever dream of.

Not that it would matter, frank. What do facts, figures, and truth have to do with the Mind of a Freeper or a Nazi or a Commie?

Nothing, my friend.

Nothing.

[frank frankly]

34. i'm just kidding, brother

i really couldn't even talk to a freeper these days. fortunately i don't know any trueblue loonie republikkkans...

:hi:

[tom_paine]

25. Trumad done blowed me up REAL GOOD

(as they used to say on SCTVs "Morning Farm Report")

Good one...(once I recovered from the shock)

[Political_Junkie]

26. Oh sure, I leave for one hour,

one freakin hour, and then you decide to shake things up a bit.
I miss all the fun! ;-)

[anarchy1999]

29. Shameless, just shameless, Trumad, how could you?

I love your wit and the response.

[cheezus]

33. holy shit! it's the fabled reverse hijack!

[Stephanie]

35. The spelling is a nice touch

Great attention to detail - you could pass at FR.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

38. I just want to say for the record

that I'm not even a chronic visitor of this site and I knew trumad was pulling some serious legs in that thread. Puh-leeze!

Tru: just wanted to let you know you didn't fool everyone. Deflate that head, boy!

:P

[trumad]

39. Believe me...it's not inflated

I was stunned that I got some of the Oldies.... There really was a point to me playing the freep... It mainly suggested that if you think that you've got DU figured out, you really don't. The thread starter suggested that the board was full of Republican apologists... No it's not... So I had a little fun ..that's all...