Caption this photo of the Chimp

[Sparkly]

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. owwww

the last 2 brain cells bouncing around there hit and i had a thought, PAIN AGONY!!

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

21. Owww...it hurts to think, Mommy!

[shraby]

2. Don't have a caption but it

reminds me of the Johnny Carson show where he played that "seer". What did he call that character?

[Sparkly]

3. Carnack? n/t

[Jade Fox]

12. Yes, Carnack the Magnificent says "I'm gonna lose in Nov.!"

[Beloved Citizen]

4. What I wouldn't give for a Jack and soda...

...What time is that flight to Camp David again?

[narcjen]

5. "Dubya to the mothership. Can you read me?"

[cjbuchanan]

6. And then this part of JFK's head exploded

Bush talks about his father's favorite family movie.

[kcwayne]

7. I forget, is this how I turn up the volume on my earpiece?

[sniffa]

8. i was toLd i couLd keep my brain after the surgery

where's my jar!?

[Catshrink]

9. Incoming! bleep bleep blip blip boing bleep

[thebigidea]

10. "diarrhea is like a storm, raging inside you..."

[greenbriar]

11. I can't keep my lies straight...

what was I going to say????

I don't remember what I am doing?




who is that again?

[Eric J in MN]

27. good one (nt)

nt

[democrank]

13. When I fell off my bikey

I got a big boo-boo right here.

[louis-t]

14. "Let me give you a piece of my mind"

Saw that in a werewolf movie. Can't remember the name.

[Alex146]

15. No! The Karl Rove mind rays are being interupted!

[Sparkly]

16. That guy in Iraq, what's his name, starts with a B, uhhh...

Brahimi! That's it -- that's where the buck stops now.

[drdigi420]

17. And now..Deep Thoughts...by George Bushie

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a grown up
Then I pretend I know what I'm doing
Luckily, most people are even stupider than me

[ElsewheresDaughter]

18. "The WMD's are all in here..i node I'de find'em"

[NV Whino]

19. Damn! Where's Laura when I need her?

She's supposed to groom out the lice.

[Arkana]

20. How's this?

"Whoa, man...if my hand was a brain-sucker, it'd be starving!"

[peekaloo]

22. Still pulling answers outta his arse.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

23. Abu Garred, Abu Gritt, Abu Grrrrreat......umh umh.....Abu Ghhhr. A fuck it

[spanone]

24. "this here part of my brain has never functioned"

[wildwww2]

25. A War Criminal. Contemplating his next drunken head injury.

Peace
Wildman
Al Gore is My President

[kentuck]

26. I went headfirst over that bike....

and hit my head on a big ol' rock.....right here...

[Warren DeMontague]

28. With Gilligan...

The skipper, too..
The millionaire, and his wife.
The movie star...

damn! What were the other two?

[Warren DeMontague]

29. Where the )%)(% did I leave my...

...blow stash?