Hilarious pic of Chimp & accompanying pool report

[Paragon]

Pool report #3

The president's helicopter landed at Andrews in a gusting rain. As he stepped off, he opened his own umbrella--and it immediately popped inside out. Bush wrestled it all the way to AF1, before handing it over to the officer accompanying him, still inside out.

Take off was otherwise uneventful.

Greg Hitt
Wall Street Journal

[salinen]

1. I hope he's still wearing

that cod piece. Those umbrellas can be "evil doers"

[in_cog_ni_to]

2. What a MORAN!!!!! n/t

[nostamj]

3. well, now he's even PISSED OFF...

MARY POPPINS!!

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. "Here, Pickles,

I brought you this lovely flower that reflects your personality and the warmth of your heart."

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Get away from that commode seat smirk you don't know nothing

bout chenery! Gawd is gonna' get even with the lying liar in chief one way or another!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

6. Here's another from Yahoo! captioned "It's Not Working"

[Paragon]

8. LOL

Gawd, that's even better! :7

[underpants]

13. Yep W the winds of change can mess all kinds of things up

hUH?

[nostamj]

14. looks like he's "staying the course"

got that resolute, 'nothing wrong here' look....

[mike1963]

19. Where's the lightning when we need it?

:evilgrin:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. Caption that one "Unclear On The Concept"

(a la News Of The Weird)

:evilgrin:

[No2W2004]

7. It's like he tries to look stupid.....

"It's not working! I'm all wet!"

[mark414]

9. helicopter winds

would the gust from the helicopter blades have caused that to happen, or was it just that windy?

[diamond14]

23. it was windy in DC yesterday...but the real cause is bush*

inability to THINK...and to achieve small goals on his own, like opening an umbrella....WHY ARE WE LETTING THIS IDIOT RUN OUR COUNTRY?

[Straight Shooter]

10. It looks like an Owellian black flower of death.

In bushworld, everything is inside out.

[StClone]

11. Indicative, illustrious and telling

If the wind be world opinion and the umbrella Bush's only defense.

[BJ]

12. Bring Dignity Back To The White House.

Indeed.

[arwalden]

15. What An Idiot! Even A CHILD Knows To Turn The Umbrella Back INTO The Wind

and it will right itself.

Also... if the wind is approaching from the rear... then SO IS THE RAIN!! Wouldn't it make more sense for him to have had the umbrella facing in the direction of the rain in the first place?

Oh! Silly me! What a dumb question!

I know. I know.

-- Allen

[diamond14]

22. bush* probably pisses into the wind too....

now, those are things he should have learned IF he is a Texan...but it is real apparent from these photos that bush* is an EAST COAST boy, born IN CONNECTICUT with a silver spoon in his mouth...

he's ALWAYS had servants and military officers holding his umbrella...

it seems that bush* is now going for the 'I'm just a common-man' approach to his re-selection...his dad did that too, and it SHOCKED the Nation when he couldn't figure out how to check out of a grocery store....

[Neshanic]

16. How far was it between plane and copter? Miles?

He can't walk in the rain for a couple of hundred feet? What a little fop monkey.

[kentuck]

17. He looks like he's fighting something "evil"...

Darth Vader

[CatWoman]

18. HAHAHAHAHA

Olberman showed the footage on last night's countdown.

It was even funnier on television.

[demnan]

20. What a baffoon!

He can't even manage an umbrella WTF is he doing leading our country?