Reuters: "John Ashcroft prays near President George W. Bush"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

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U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft prays near President George W. Bush (L) before the president's speech at the U.S. Air Force Academy graduation ceremony in Colorado Springs, Colorado, June 2, 2004. REUTERS/Larry Downing

MEANWHILE, in Kansas City...

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Allison Ralstin, 14, listens closely as Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks in front of local supporters at the Airline History Museum in Kansas City, Mo., on Wednesday, June 2, 2004. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

[Sirveri]

1. Hell, I'll pray for Kerry if I thought it would help him! (N/T)

[thebigidea]

2. ASHCROFT: "Oh lord, why does it hurt so when I pee? Why hast thou..."

... so utterly foresaken me?"

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Dear Lord

please smote this man standing near me. Yea, you shall smite him for all of his days.

[agates]

4. That's prayer?

It looks to me like he's trying to fart.

[Pachamama]

5. He looks constipated....maybe because he is?

Ugh...just seeing this image of the two of them looking in agony and looking like they are, full of sh*t....

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[DenverDem]

6. This administration needs an enema.

Paraphrasing "The Joker".

[Pachamama]

8. When this Administration is out of the WH, America will need an enema..

...to clean itself from the sh*t they have put us in and left us with ...

:spank:

[Andy_Stephenson]

12. How about....

a high colonic.

Really though...

He looks like he is saying "Damn...I forgot the crisco".

[killbotfactory]

7. "Dear God, Bush keeps farting and blaming it on the dog"

"please make him eat healthier. Also, smite the liberals. Amen."

[rumguy]

9. two phony Christian who have NO understanding of the Bible

[cliss]

10. He's not constipated, and he's not farting.

Take another look. He's crying. That does NOT look like someone who's communing with the God of my understanding. I've read a little bit about this guy, and I guarantee you there goes a very unhappy, unfulfilled, unprincipled, unscrupulous, unsavory, unreal, man.

He bald-faced lied to the 9/11 commission. How does he reconcile his prayers with that? I think he even had someone rub oil on his forehead before his testimony.

He has someone anoint him with holy oil before any kind of speech. Great guy.

[gulliver]

11. They love to pray in public. n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Even though they aren't supposed to.

[KharmaTrain]

13. He's Not Praying...He's Constipated!

Get that man some Ex Lax & Enzyte pronto!

[leftchick]

14. chimpy and johnny must have skipped the book of Matthew......

5"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

[Kinkistyle]

15. Exactly! Why do you hafta lower your head and stop everything?

I can watch TV, take a phone call, and work out a tough programming bug all while taking a shit, I most certainly can fit in a prayer in their without having to stop everything, bow my head, shut my eyes and concentrate really hard.

This is nothing more than showing off, as if they are saying "Look, I am better than you. Look how hard and often I pray."

Idiots. Probably can't walk and chew gum at the same time either.

[htuttle]

17. "Get down on your knees and pray with me, Henry!"

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Nah. He's just pinching a REALLY BIG loaf.

So to speak, of course. :evilgrin:

Pinch a loaf, pinch a loaf
Makes you wanna holler whoa-de-whoa!
Burns your bunghole, don't ya know?
Pinch a loaf, pinch a loaf!

(My apologies to Roger Miller.)