WTF is up with Chimpy? He looks worse than usual.

[sham]

On CNN right now. Looking very wobbly and red-faced, voice is hoarse, he's stammering more than usual, and looks like he's about to pass out. And he's being EXTRA bitchy with the reporters.

Is it the heat or all those beers he had last night that's affecting him today?

[bif]

1. It's the alcohol

No doubt. He needs a three week bender and a week to dry out every year. He's in the middle of the bender right now.

[Gloria]

2. He must have settle down, because he doesn't

look that bad to me...

What is with that "The Southwest Wing" on CNN's graphic??? What's all this cutesy stuff?

[sham]

10. the longer the press fawned over him

and laughed at his pathetic jokes, the better his attitude got. sorry you missed the first few questions. he really tore the heads off of a couple of reporters (not that they don't deserve it).

[phillybri]

3. Elaine Chao is a lunatic....

This is the woman that said the 6.4% unemployment rate was good because it meant people were looking for jobs...

[NewYorkerfromMass]

4. running in the heat will do that to you....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=55830&mesg_id=55830

[Cha]

8. I run in the heat and I look healthy if I do say so myself.

but I don't have cnn so I don't know what the smirk is lookin' like these days nor do I care to.

[Lisa]

29. I daresay you're more sensible than Bush, though ...

He's a 57-year-old man who doesn't stretch properly prior to running, insists on trying to keep pace with under-30 Secret Service agents and Marines, and probably doesn't keep himself hydrated.

Apparently, babbling and not being able to pay attention are key symptoms of hyperthermia. With Bush, it'll be hard to tell!

[Webster Green]

5. grouchy little asshole...

Ever wonder why we can't hear most of the questions being asked because there is no microphone for the reporters? This has been driving me nuts for years, especially during the election theft 2000. Ever hear of a fucking shotgun mike?

[Cheesehead]

6. You're right, he does look like shit!

Same old lies in the spiel, though. He is REALLY full of shit on the economy today. Congress has to watch domestic spending when we're blowing a billion a week in Iraq? Kiss my ass, Shrub! I want a transcript of this crock - he has his foot in his mouth up to the knee.

[diamond14]

19. said his tax cuts will work IF CONGRESS watches their spending

this is a real new spin, and it's shrub's excuse, when the tax cuts don't work by next year...."oh, well, I said it last summer...it all depends on whether CONGRESS watches their spending...and obviously that didn't work..so let's have ANOTHER tax cut for my rich friends"

[Catshrink]

26. And the Repugs are the majority party in Congress

So, I wonder how pissed they'll be when Jr. starts blaming them for the economy.

[spinbaby]

7. He's blaming the media again

Babbling on about "march to war."

Damn near incoherent.

"Deficit was caused by recession that we inherited."

Didn't he inherit a surplus?

[BiggJawn]

12. He inherited a HUGE Surplus...

Plus, he was sworn-in on 20 January 2000, this recession was anounced the following March.

he didn't "inherit" SHIT.

We can only hope that he will "Inerit the Wind" come November 2004...

[Cha]

14. Blow him right back to Crawford!

[Cha]

13. he's blithely forgetting the surplus!

little surly snarly warmonger.

[KoKo]

18. Geeze! Some bad news is about to blow, if he's talking

about the recession and march to war. Rove wouldn't have him out there if something wasn't afoot. And, if he looks that bad it says he didn't want to answer any questions. He's always testy and mean when he's forced to do anything. :scared:

[glarius]

9. I get the feeling those around him are in terror he will make another dumb

statement....HOW CAN ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND NOT SEE WHAT A MINDLESS FOOL HE IS????????....I want to S-C-R-E-A-M EVERY TIME I SEE HIM!!!!! :grr:

[Cocoa]

15. he never pays for his dumb statements

the whores ignore the gaffes, and focus on meaningless crap like how "determined" or "confident" he appears.

[Loonman]

11. Dry drunk

He needs a fix.

[VOX]

16. He looks/acts like he's been on a toot.

During that month-long vacation of his, it must be impossible to just say no.

Is this guy just the worst piece-of-sh** or what?

[Gman]

17. Jack Daniels with Tequila chasers

will tend to have that effect the next morning. Probably slapped Laura around last night too. He's also not in a good mood because she hasn't yet gotten over it to the point where she feels she "deserved it".

[tom_paine]

20. The booze, the coke

Who's gonna dime him out for it? What "journalist" (and I use the term loosely) would risk their careers and perhaps their lives to try to get this printed?

What Bushevik Editor would ALLOW it to be printed?

[diamond14]

21. at the end, shrub said he's going off to do "some SPADE work

for the 2004 election"...it's amazing that nobody calls this guy on it...it's not even mistakes, it reflects the way he talks all the time...like "slavery set us free"....

[webDude]

24. "spade", as in that funny little euphemism for an African-American?

I would not doubt it, if that was the "hidden" meaning. Why not just the n-word?

[TheDonkey]

22. HANGOVER

what a creep I can't stand to look at him. Hopefully during the debates he pulls this stunt and will show America what a drugged up moron he is.

[searchingforlight]

23. Don't kid yourself. He will be on 24/7 watch. They have too much at

stake to let him let loose.

[caledesi]

25. I am still patiently waiting for the "boils" to show up on his evil face.

[this_side_up]

27. He is physically ill

in spite of his so-called doctor lies

[warrior1]

28. chimps nazi reference to America and picture

US President George W. Bush (news - web sites) (C) talks to reporters with members of his economic team look at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. Bush pronounced US air travel safe, saying, "We're doing everything we can to protect the homeland."(