New York Times reporter, Judith Miller, admits

[Cyrano]

that she never saw George W. Bush actually wearing an aluminum
antenna/hat on his head.

Anonymous sources state that Miller picked up on the aluminum antenna/hat rumor from a conversation that Ahmed Chalabi supposedly had with Dick Cheney.

Cheney stated: "The president of the United States has never worn an aluminum hat...in my presence."

Unconfirmed sources asserted that Judith Miller, with full backing from her New York Times editors, is currently interviewing Chalabi in an effort to uncover the truth.

I applaud her efforts and would like to know how you feel about this fine example of American journalism.