Ann Coulter, 6/3/04: "The invasion of Iraq has gone fabulously well...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...exceeding everyone's expectations - certainly exceeding the doomsday scenarios of liberals. The Bush-haters' pre-war predictions - hundreds of thousands dead, chemical attacks on our troops, retaliatory terrorist attacks in the United States, an invasion by Turkey, oil facilities in flames and apocalyptic environmental consequences - have proven to be about as accurate as Bill Clinton's "legally accurate" statements about Monica Lewinsky."

from Jewish World Review June 3, 2004
"This is History calling — quick, get me Rewrite!"
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/coulter1.asp

"Inasmuch as they can't cite any actual failures in Iraq, liberals busy themselves by claiming the administration somehow "misled" them about the war. As I understand it, there would be no lunatics shouting "Bush lied, kids died!" if Paul Wolfowitz had admitted before the war that Saddam "probably hadn't rebuilt his nuclear program" - the one that was unilaterally blown up by the Israelis in 1981, thank G-d."

"The good news is: Liberals' anti-war hysteria seems to have run its course. I base this conclusion on Al Gore's lunatic anti-war speech last week. Gore always comes out swinging just as an issue is about to go south. He's the stereotypical white guy always clapping on the wrong beat. Gore switched from being a pro-defense Democrat to a lefty peacenik - just before the 9-11 attack. He grew a beard - just in time for an attack on the nation by fundamentalist Muslims."

[neuvocat]

1. Well let's see...

...exceeding everyone's expectations - certainly exceeding the doomsday scenarios of liberals. The Bush-haters' pre-war predictions - hundreds of thousands dead, chemical attacks on our troops, retaliatory terrorist attacks in the United States, an invasion by Turkey, oil facilities in flames and apocalyptic environmental consequences..."

Ok, so where were we wrong on all that? Looks like it all happned to me.

[NMDemDist2]

2. ARGHHHHHH make it stop!! hit it with a shovel anything PLEASE eom

[Doosh]

4. you club her, I'll dismember the corspe

[saigon68]

23. SHE'S A FUCKING FLEA BAG

who loves to put the words clinton, oral sex, lewinsky and rape in the same paragraph. She's actually a not too skilled pornographer, homophobe and racist all rolled into one.

[Raster]

34. HATED HER!

[Doosh]

3. coulter fails to mention

Gore called for Tenets resignation, a few days later he resigned. Who's crazy now?

[Raster]

5. why does ANYONE, including us, devote any space to coulter?

Haven't we got better things to devote our space and bandwidth to? I can't wait until $hrubco is turned out in the streets. Perhaps they'll take the harpy with them.

[LittleApple81]

6. ditto. n/t

[drfemoe]

17. no .. I appreciate reading it here

because I sure would never be exposed to "IT" anywhere else.
If I had some extra energy, I would refute her absurd and asinine LIES one by one. I just don't have the extra energy right now.

I will say, if she means the "anti-war movement" when she says "Bush-haters' pre-war predictions", {snarf} then *I* personally never predicted our troops would be assaulted with "chemical weapons".. that claim came from the FRUIT LOOP side of the story.
Silly me, pro-peace me, believed that the actual Weapon Inspectors who had combed the country looking for "chemical weapons" actualy knew something about what they asserted. There were none.

Just wish I had the energy to refute a bunch of lies, hallucinations and slander. I just don't right now.

But thanks for posting examples of *um* the *competition*.

[havocmom]

7. what is that woma, err, ma, err, TWIT smokin?

Amazing. Ten years ago, you could get locked up for being that in touch with reality.

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[tandot]

8. Did she escape from that Mental Hospital again? Darn...n/t

[BeyondGeography]

9. Is Abu Ghraib an "actual failure"?

You know, images of American females taunting naked Arab men, offering a hearty thumbs up over people we'd beaten to death.

Not to worry. I understand, Anne. It was the librul media's airing of the pictures that represents an "actual failure," not the acts themselves.

[the Kelly Gang]

10. no actual faitlures ???..over 800 dead is not a failure ?

this woman has got some nerve but true to form..she managed to get Bill Clinton into the fable.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

11. Everybody, sing along!

Ann Coulter is insane, doo dah, doo dah...
Ann Coulter is insane, oh, the doo dah day

[Vickers]

12. Good ol' Ann, calling somebody "lunatic"

That's humor, folks!

[LittleApple81]

13. MajorityReport: describing what having oral sex with Coulter would be like

Did you guys just hear Garofalo and Seder talk about... well, it entailed the description of somebody having oral sex with Ann Coulter and body parts melting like the Nazis in "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I really cannot type the things they said but it included falling fingers....
IT IS CASUAL FRIDAY for them. I had to laugh because I had just read this thread.

[DemoTex]

14. Send Annie Oakley Coulter to Viet ... er, I mean Iraq.

[Vickers]

16. lmao, I swear, in that photo it looks like she's closing her aiming eye!

And high-heels with cut-off jeans: CLASSY!!!!!

:spank:

[DemoTex]

19. Probably drunk .. again.

Beer can behind her be-hind. David Brock's infamous (and now retracted) words describing Anita Hill come to mind: A little nutty, and a little slutty! Or better, in Ann's case : Really nutty, and really, really slutty.

[drfemoe]

20. LOL

that's what I caught.. PUMPS with CUT-OFFS??? OMGA

And once she hits that shooter, those little heels are going to be left there on the steps, while her body and shoe straps are hurled across the porch . lol .. TAKE THAT SHOT..

If they weren't so laughable, we would all go mad, don't you think?

[DemoTex]

22. A good friend of mine calls those shoes (on that kind of woman)

Chase me, catch me, fuck me pumps. The pumps usually stay on, when all else is off and the huffin' and puffin' has started. Oh Ann! You hussy, you!

[Vickers]

24. You know what's crazy? RWers think she's hot.

No shit. It's the craziest thing.

[DemoTex]

25. BTW: Those plants in the planter behind Annie?

Look like Cannabis Sativa to me. I wonder who she smokes with. Probably George Will or Robert Nofacts.

[Vickers]

26. Seriously? Now that truly IS disturbing.

Good lord, back when I got high, I was even more liberal than I am now...imagine how she'd be without the calming effects of pot?!?!?!?!

[DemoTex]

29. My right-wing acquaintances use far more illicit drugs than the lefties.

Always have. Look at GWB in the Texas Guard. You probably know why he missed the physical. I (as a military pilot at the same time) know why he missed the physical. Hell, even big dogs and little mice know why he missed the physical.

[Vickers]

40. Yeah, the military cured me of pot smoking

And after I got out, I just never started again.

The timing of his "missed physical" is extraordinarily close to service-wide implementation of urinalysis, eh?

Hey, you're a pilot: can you even IMAGINE ever giving up your pilot license for ANY reason? I work at airports all over the country, and I've seen pilots in their 70s and 80s cry because they are getting medically disqualified.

His story is pure bullshit.

[Raster]

31. It's that "daisy duke the whore" look....I must say, she carries it well.

you know that some of her neanderthal fans pop woodies everytime they see her showing some skin and holding a gun. Run that one by your therapist... heh heh heh

[drfemoe]

42. is she taking aim

on those "Bushhaters"??

I think Dennis Miller writes her material .. >gag me<

[russian33]

15. The meds are wearing off...

...she needs a re-fill...

[Raster]

35. she needs to be taken out...

...and I don't mean to dinner and a movie!!!

Just kidding... heh heh heh

[imax2268]

18. if you ask me...

she's the perfect blueprint for an idiot...!

[napi21]

21. How & why do you even watch her?????

If I am flipping chanels and accidentally catch a glimpse of her, I hit the button immediately! I'm not sure which one I detest the most...Ann or Rush!

I must say I didn't even take the time to read any of the responses to this question. How do people like her even get asked to appear anywhere? eeeyaackkkk

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

28. Well, this was a print article, so I didn't actually have to look at her..

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:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[lanparty]

39. Nice picture ...

You can see that Satan is starting to cash in the policy in this photo. Can we say ... "DEATH BECOMES HER".

Thats right, Anne is undead. She's a ZOMBIE. She has no real intelligence of her own, so she sucks the brains of others through print, radio and television media.

The reason she respect GW Bush so much is that he has no brains to suck.

[West Coast Democrat]

41. Oh, my god! It's a Poison groupie on heroin!

.... and has she even heard of a thing called, "Conditioner?"

[Raster]

36. she gets asked to appear 'cause she's always good...

...for a little controversy. mann can always be depended upon to say things completely out-of-line and inflammatory. That's her job. That's what she does. And we hate her...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

38. I still say it's "Tokyo Rose" all over again...

...she's there to wear down the morale of the opposition, not share information.

On the WWII airwaves, Tokyo Rose used to tell the GIs that while they were fighting a futile war overseas, their wives and girlfriends back home were screwing other guys for nylons.

Coulter tells us about the "magnificent" war because, while some people will dismiss her for the anorexic, elephant-eared dimwit she is, others will be agitated by her remarks. And she likes that almost as much as shootin' squirrels off the back porch. She likes the attention. She likes to be "one of the boys."



I hear Coulter speak on any subject and in the back of my mind I hear "Ah'm George W. Bush, and ah approve of this message."

:puke:

[drfemoe]

43. I lost a lot of respect for Bill Mahr

after he took up with her . tsk tsk ..

[opihimoimoi]

27. Neuter her before she spreads. Damn.

[struggle4progress]

30. Wouldn't it be nicer if whats-her-name would lapse into obscurity?

[leesa]

33. What an extremely bizarre, mentally ill woman.

[vetwife]

37. Maybe she has been sleeping with Baghdad Bob