Jesus Jonesin'? Party on here.

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http://www.jesuschristrx.com/index.php?language_id=1

found it at this fun site

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/

sample

Dear Rep. Davis,

I've been thinking about your analysis of that Herseth-Diedrich race all day--particularly the part where you said, "If you take out the Indian reservation, we would have won." It was refreshing to hear you articulate something many conservatives like myself have been thinking: minorities are fouling up the elections for good, God-fearing, white, Christian people.

Are you doing anything to develop this idea? Have you considered passing a constitutional amendment that would take away part or all of the Native American vote? Heck, they didn't even have the right to vote until 1924 anyway, so it's not like you'd be messing with traditional values.

You could call it the "It's The White People's Vote And We Want It Back Constitutional Amendment" and team it up with the Homosexual Discrimination Constitutional Amendment. They'd make a great pair.

Let me know if I can do anything to help.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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1. which I found here

http://urizon.blogspot.com/2004_06_01_urizon_archive.html#108639835362680014

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2. bah ha ha, that is funny

hm. i like thanks for sharing

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3. of course.......after all, Jesus was a communist, was he not?

from each, according to his ability, to each, according to his needs, right?

far right

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4. holy jesus....this is real

The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
Exodus 15:3


Tragedy abounds in warfare, and it is not surprising that war is a dramatic instructor of humanity. All forms of truism have an opportunity to be fostered within the degradation and cataclysm of war. The need for compassion, the pain of tragedy, the reality and repercussions of our actions, and the stalk of death come into focus for both the vanquished and the victor of war. Tragedies like those found in war have the ability to bring out the best in people and the worst in people. People often forget God during a time of peace, but war often has the ability to momentarily turn hearts toward God.

Individuals who face the horrors of war become either bitter or better; and their relationship to God is often the factor that determines their response to war tragedies. Christ can press brilliant diamonds out of the black coal of our lives using the pressures of life's afflictions. The suffering of an oyster produces prized pearls. Likewise, Christ can turn our travails into pearls of testimonies by His amazing grace.

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The Lord uses Aggressive Force

Although the Heavenly Father is loving and patient, He also has a stern hand of judgment. The Lord has extended his mercy to Gentile cities that repented under His prophets warnings but has also rained judgment on those who rebelled against Him. On several occasions, He commanded His people to attack cities and to kill every man, every women, and every child. It was the Lord who personally destroyed the entire populations of Sodom, Gamorrah, and their neighboring cities. The Lord also pronounced death to every firstborn child of Egyptian families who did not listen to Moses' command to put lamb's blood on their house's door frame.

The Lord uses the nations of the world to bring about His final overall will. His prophets wrote about God's use of heathen nations to execute judgment upon His own rebellious people. For example, God used pagan governments to defeat and chastise both the Northern Kingdom, Israel, and the Southern Kingdom, Judah. The Bible’s prophets cannot be read without noticing several of them dealing with the issue of God using wicked nations to execute judgment upon His people.

God uses catastrophic events as tools of instruction. God can use tribulation in the same way a master chess player uses wise moves to bring the other person to the position that the master chess player wants him. We may not understand His moves, but they fit into a scheme that will bring individuals, and ultimately the world, face to face with the Master. The ultimate war, Armaggedon, will result in the heathen world being dealt a checkmate from God.

http://straightistheway.com/tracts/man_of_war.html

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5. now is when we dance

Parents! Are you worried about your teenage son or daughter frequenting unwholesome arcades, associating with the dregs of their peer group, and spending all their allowance on games containing bloody murder, sex and profanity?

http://www.dancedanceresurrection.i12.com/

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6. great video games.......great

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7. The General is a great man.

I check out his blog daily so I'll know what to think for the rest of the day.

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8. sounds like you fit right in with the Christian Bible Choir

they're very sound, as well

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9. more from straightistheway.com

"The Son of God is a man of compassion and conviction. Jesus possesses a velvet touch. To a women <sic> caught in the very act of adultery he said, "Go and sin no more" (John 8:11). On one occasion, Christ softly dealt with a woman who had five consecutive husbands and was living in fornication with a sixth man (John 4:18). Besides having a velvet touch, Jesus possesses the inner steel to stand firm in Biblical standards. He stood up to men who were making a profit off of religion, made a whip, and drove the men out of the temple using that whip. He then overturned the massive stone tables and scattered the money changer's coins unto the ground (John 2:15).


Although the Heavenly Father is loving and patient, He also has a stern hand of judgment. The Lord has extended his mercy to Gentile cities that repented under His prophets warnings but has also rained judgment on those who rebelled against Him. On several occasions, He commanded His people to attack cities and to kill every man, every women, and every child. It was the Lord who personally destroyed the entire populations of Sodom, Gamorrah, and their neighboring cities. The Lord also pronounced death to every firstborn child of Egyptian families who did not listen to Moses' command to put lamb's blood on their house's door frame."

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10. now THIS is the party I'm talkin bout

the rePUBlican party

http://www.armchairsubversive.com/

very handy lifestyle/culture war site, btw

direct your wingnut friends here when they start bringing up Monica later this month