Bush Writes His Own Speeches

[indigobusiness]

Wouldn't that be something?

[Vickers]

1. *removing hook from mouth*

Buddy, you had me there.

:toast:

[indigobusiness]

5. Wasn't trying to reel you in...

just occurred to me how bad he sounds now and just how bad it would truly be if he had to come up with his own words.

[benburch]

2. It would imply

that he could write at all, which I doubt. He can barely read.

[opihimoimoi]

3. Whatever he reads has limited staying power. Most info is lost

within .00878 nanoseconds.

Can we trust a brain with a low retention capacity??

Should we?

His Brain? Bushies brain shows signs of poor quality and even effects of trauma. This is a man who gave us pretzels, Segway, and bike photos.

[agingdem]

4. I doubt it...

pity the poor schmuck who has to write Bushie's speeches phonetically.

[indigobusiness]

6. You think Bush might be hooked on phonics?

And isn't getting enough methadone?

[agingdem]

7. Phonics is too hard for the Chimp...

Phonetics is so much easier...Iraq-Eyerak.

[indigobusiness]

8. I know, but you implied

someone had to write his speeches phonetically.

Which, might be a fact.

[immoderate]

9. I think he sews his own clothes too.

--IMM

[indigobusiness]

10. I wonder if he chews his own food? n/t

[KidneyStoner]

11. No cadence, no diction, no pacing,

No charisma, no phrasing, no engagement, no intellect, no depth, no passion, no insight, no curiosity, no empathy, no touch, no rhythm, no style, no class, no grace, no understanding and no earthly reason for the ongoing consumtion of our air.

Would it make any difference who gave the speeches? Does this moron in any way influence the content (kindly put)?

[indigobusiness]

12. That's quite a list n/t