So Ronald Reagan gets to Heaven...

[Cronus Protagonist]

So Ronald Reagan gets to Heaven and St. Peter stops him at the gate.

"Ronald!" said St. Peter, "You look great! I'm one of your biggest fans!"

Reagan says, "Nancy?"

St. Peter laughs, "No Ron, it's St. Peter. You're here at the pearly gates of Heaven."

"Nancy?", says Reagan.

St. Peter continues, "I have to give you a mental competency test before you get in to Heaven. And if you don't pass, you'll have to hang out downstairs instead."

"Is that you, Nancy?", says Reagan.

"Who was it that supported you, fed you and changed your daipers for the last two years of your life?" inquired St. Peter.

Reagan answers, in all honesty, "I don't know."



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[Poisonskin_com]

1. terrible

Make that up yourself?

Plus St. Peter talks much more formal than that.

He's pretentious.






















And boring.

[Neoplatonist]

2. And then St. Peter said...

"Um, Satan, I mean Ron, hell is down younder. You mistook 'wretched' for
'blessed.'"