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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:09 AM
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Limbaugh Sez "Reagan Will Live On In My Heart"
How can Reagan live on in a place that doesn't exist?

:shrug:
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:10 AM
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1. Reagan will live on in Limpballs pill-induced hallucinations...
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:10 AM
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2. That's so....sweet.
:puke:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:12 AM
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3. From a man who never voted for him
remember limpy?
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:16 AM
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4. Ouch. Wouldn't it get a little clogged in there?
(resisting temptation to say - one would hope so)
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library_max Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:22 AM
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5. Maybe Saint Ronnie donated a valve for Rush's latest bypass.
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:30 AM
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6. And I...... eee-I..... will always..... luuuuuuv youuuuuuu.....
:cry:
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daa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:37 AM
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7. RR hates OxyMoron
for supporting chimpy. RR hated Bush the old man and I am sure he really hates Bush the War Monger & Torturer in Chief.
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lanparty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 11:40 AM
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8. Only Dubaya could have said it better ...

"We must make sure there is food on our children!!!"


Hey Rush!!! It's IN your heart. Dumbass!!!!

Perhaps he was thinking of: "Reagan always be ON my mind."

Of course, that doesn't seem to exist either!!!!!



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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:27 PM
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9. Does This Mean St. Ronnie is Sharing a Duplex With Jesus?

"Look, I understand that this is kinda short notice, but since I died only a few days ago and this place is kinda small, could You please let me put my things over there by the left ventricle?"

"Certainly, but if you insist on putting up that flagpole, I will ask you to keep it on your side of the heart so I can get past. There isn't much room in here! By the way, weren't you scheduled to head for... well... the hotter place? My Father usually is better organized than this."

"Well, yeah, but this Rush fellow seemed *so* insistent, old St. Peter decided to give me a reprieve. After all, isn't living in Rush Limbaugh's heart a version of Hell? What are You doing living in here?"

"Me? Living *here*? No, this is just a timeshare! I've got a condo in Paradise, but I come here every so often to see how the old neighborhood is! I haven't lived here since Limbaugh made his first million! You, on the other hand, are stuck with it! I'm just gonna pick up My spare halos, my drum kit and a few fishes I kept here for storage and I'll be outta your way in a jiff! By thew way... I'd be carerful, if I were you... the plumbing in here is old and kind of cranky."

"So *that* explains the back up! I'll remember that."

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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:33 PM
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10. "and my heart is racing like Seabiscuit cuz I'm so hopped up on Oxy"
rush never bothered to register to vote til reagan was out of office, btw
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