More Bill Bennett Hijinks (His Dominatrix Speaks!)

[djg21]

From Wonkette:

VirtuecratGate: Mistress Lee Tells All

Wonderful news: Someone claiming to be Bill Bennett's dominatrix has posted her story on the web. It makes for entertaining reading, though surprisingly (and disappointingly) low on spank material. The naughtiest bits come from paraphrases of reporter's inquiries . . .

[NewJeffCT]

1. I was wondering what became of that story

Thanks for the update. Another wholesome right winger.

[kskiska]

2. I figured he was doing something else in Vegas besides gambling

But, as the wingnuts said, what he was doing wasn't illegal.

[NewJeffCT]

4. not illegal, but... isn't he married?

But, i guess getting slapped around by a dominatrix does not usually involve having sexual relations with that dominatrix, at least from what I've heard? Correct me if I'm wrong.

still, I doubt my wife would be happy if she found out I was getting spanked by a scantily clad woman in leather.

[TankLV]

8. Got that right!

Those that speak the loudest against something usually are doing that very same thing and worse themselves.

I bet he is one truly evil bastard that does EVERY single thing he condemns in others.

I just know it!

[liberalitch]

3. I love this stuff.....

waiting for the cracks to appear has been like watching calamine lotion separate.

[UTUSN]

5. Kick for Those Wacky Wingnuts n/t

[VolcanoJen]

6. Hey, BOORTZ!! Read *this* thread on the air!!

C'mon, Neil! I dare you. }(

[thebigidea]

7. the emails from Harley Sorenson she reproduces don't seem...

... especially horrible. And I like his columns, damnit!

She claims she was a member of PNAC? Uh, honorary Spank Division?

" Over the past year I have waited patiently for a responsible woman reporter to come along so I could give her the full story. I don't believe in empowering men, they do just fine without my help."

Uh, OK.

Confusing me further, she adds:

"Sin City: What happens here, stays here! (It was supposed to work that way)."

Well, then er... why talk about it?

I'm amused that my little bit of photoshoppery proved prescient:



Turns out he did! From her:

http://beautifuldommemuse.tripod.com/

Insert cackling.

[djg21]

9. More . . .

Bill Bennett's dominatrix speaks again. Calico Cat exclusive!

http://www.calicocat.com/2004/06/bill-bennetts-dominatrix-speaks-again.html

“Mistress Lee” is the dominatrix who claims that William Bennett, the former Secretary of Education, was one of her “subs.”