Caption this Reagan mourner

[Wickerman]

[CatWoman]

1. OMG

I can't feel my heart beating!!!

where is it????

[WI_DEM]

2. Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzzzz

[mistertrickster]

3. "I hope they appreciate how hard it is to look contrite when you're filthy

stinking, rich!!! I'm KING OF THE WORLD, HAHAHA!!!"

[leftofthedial]

4. you know,

I haven't seen my own pecker in forty-three years.

Oh well.

[tom_paine]

5. Evil pays homage to the Dupes It Uses

Though usually, evil is not so publicly utilizing it's dupes as it is now.

[leftofthedial]

7. that's good

not the same tone as your namesake, but very good.

[Octafish]

6. Please, don't make me go to jail.

I promise never to kill another human being if I can stay out of jail.

[Kikosexy2]

Dear Satan...

almighty your humble servant awaits you. We will continue to carry out your evil deeds in the name of the Blasphemer, False Prophet and the Anti-christ--Heil Hitler!

[Octafish]

24. Hey! Are you a psychic?

That's spot-on exactly what he's saying! Great werk!



Anyone friends with the FBI's man on the Warren Commission can't be partly bad.

BTW: A hearty wilkommen nach DU, Kikosexy2! Where ya been?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

8. I'll never finish this cross word puzzle! What's a 6 letter word...

.. for feeling self-important?

[Vickers]

9. "I wonder if they were able to pull his heart for me..."

:spank:

[qanda]

11. Bad, very bad!

But funny!

[qanda]

10. I can't believe the guy next to me went to WalMart

And didn't get me a smiley face too. :cry:

On Edit: spelling

[BiggJawn]

12. "uh-oh...can't feel my heart...Gary Condit! Gary....Ahhh, there it goes...

"Funny that name ALWAYS gets it to pick up the beat..."

[Wickerman]

22. lol

:spank:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. "Morrisey was right. It should have been George instead of you Ron.

THAT WAY IT WOULD ALL BE MINE, MINE I TELL YOU. HAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!!"

[Catfight]

14. See you at the gates of hell partner, we'll all have a good hearty

laugh on how we screwed Grandma Millie! Hardy har har.

[bacchant]

15. Cheney attempts a little Pocket Pool

Finds shriveled ticker insufficient to provide cue

[Shadder]

16. Hmm, gotta shine these shoes.

n/t

[Gin]

17. Insincerity...thy name is Dick!

g

[greekspeak]

18. "AHHHH...I got bird crap on my new wing tips."

N/T

[larryepke]

19. Gee, I didn't think I'd outlive him!

But I wish he'd hung on until just before Election Day!

[CaptainClark23]

20. Is that blood on my tie?

goddamn it all...I gotta remember to wear a smock....

[hippiegranny]

21. hey, what's this fuzzy shit on my jacket here?

i'll just brush that off, ok, that's better, i need to speak to the help about that dry cleaner, speaking of which, i wonder how that little hot tamale from the kitchen is feeling this morning after a visit from unca dickie in her chanbers last night, no wonder i'm so tired this morning, if this stupid prayer isn't over soon, i might just fall asleep standing here....zzzzzzzzzz.

[moondust]

23. "Pretend praying on TV is always good for a few votes."