A poem for freepers: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue....

[mopaul]

....when freepers jerk off,
they go to DU".......


any other poets here this morning?

[Imperialism Inc.]

1. Violets are Blue, Roses are Red

Bush gonna lose,
and Reagan is dead!

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Roses are red, violets are blue

liberals are more
compassionate than you.

[0007]

3. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((gong)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

In days of old,
When knights were bold
And rubber weren't invented.

They'd wrapped a sock around
Their cock
and 'freepers' were prevented.


Please take your seat 0007

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Roses are Red Violets are Blue;

Bushit stinks and Freepers Mommas do too!

[mopaul]

5. there was a young freeper from Maine,

who got a big charge from pain,
he lurked at DU, and some truth filtered through,
and it blew out the rest of his brain.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Roses are Red Bullshit is Brown;

When Bush pulls it out the Freepers kneel down!

[Imperialism Inc.]

7. One I posted last night that sunk like a stone.

Corporate Globalization:

The poor complain; they always do,
But that's just idle chatter.

Our system brings rewards to all,
At least to all who matter.

- Poem by a Canadian economist (Gerald Helleiner)

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Hmm.. The World Bank credo?

[Imperialism Inc.]

13. You should probably read who Gerald is before jumping to

conclusions.

Sorry if the other one offended you, I was only trying to offend the freepers not DU'ers. Held my tongue for 2 days and that was enough for me.

I love your site by the way and your open letter to Kerry. Changed my outlook on what may be the key issue for some progress.

Sorry if you were offended.

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Not offended at all... :^) Just thought it sounded like

the mindset behind the IMF and World Bank.

Glad you read my letter. Wish Kerry would read it too. (Then again, better people than me have been talking about this stuff for years longer than I have, so I am sure he's heard it before. Just hope he'll do something with it.)

[Imperialism Inc.]

17. Yeah that is his point I think.

Now if he were serious then I would be offended. Haha

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Well, I did hope that being Canadian he was being facetious, but

even Canada has its share of Freepers and Neocons.

[meisje]

9. A tiskit, a tasket

Reagan's in a casket
F**k you!
F**k you!
F**k you!

It's fun to scream the F**k you! part:)

[mopaul]

11. my fave so far............

i'd like to see you do a reading of this. if you ever do, let me know meisje

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I wish I had My TV back;

It really makes me sick;
Cause every channel I turn it on;
There's a dead BIG HEADED prick!

Snakeshit

[mopaul]

12. I think that I shall never see, a thing as stupid as t.v......

viagra ads, campaign ads too,
and now the same old reagan spew

[mopaul]

15. alas! poor reagan, i knew him well..........

....enough to know he fries in hell............

[Jim__]

16. There once was a man from Nantucket

Who just recently kicked the bucket
And his "heir", named bush
Just fell on his tush
And the freepers can now all go fuck it.

[11 Bravo]

19. Ronnie is dead ...

My heart doesn't bleed.
But now all good freepers
Should follow his lead.

[in_cog_ni_to]

20. Evil is as evil does

that is what I say.

I lied and cheated .

I hated and killed.

I did it most every day.

I hated the poor.

I depised the weak.

It showed it in every way.

I ignored the sick with AIDES

I just sent them all away.

I sold arms for money

and now g-d will make me pay.

I shall go to hell

to pay for my bad ways

The Democrats were right

I was evil as they say.

Evil is as evil does

and I pay the piper today.

THE END

[Cheswick2.0]

21. I don't like Reagan Sam I Am

I do not like him
'cause he's a ham
his death has caused
vast TV spam
I do not like him Sam I Am.

[mopaul]

22. bravisimo!........................n/t

[salinen]

23. One dark day in the middle

of the night
A man named Reagan came out to fight,
He choose the weak, to vent his hate,
and armed the sadistic, there's more just wait,
He plundered and pillaged, and laughed at death,
his hands tightened, to steal the innocents last breath,
And I mourn his passing? Ha, not on this earth,
I say his passing is a day of rebirth

[John_H]

24. Roses are red, West Virginia looks blue

so does Ohio, and Florida too.

So Chimpie and Rove say, "Oh! What will we do?"
"Unplug ol' Ron--let the whores do what they do!"

"When Ronnie can't help 'cause he's way up in heaven,"
Well have our convention right around 9-11."

If that doesn't work, we have one more trick
We'll thaw out osama and 'find' him right quick!"

But, Freepers, oh Freepers, those states will stay blue
'cause most of America is smarter than you.

When Brit's sad voice says, "John Kerry has won,"
look at the bright side like your hero RayGun:

With with Chimp back at the ranch feeding his sheep,
With health care for all, you can replace all those teeth.

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. Ouch! *lol*

[mopaul]

26. everyone here is a poet....and i didn't even know it

we will take back our nation
and the freepers can blow it

[mopaul]

27. george & dick went up the hill to fetch a pail of oil..........

george fell down and broke his crown, and dick ran off with all the money.

i know....it needs some work..........

[GreenPartyVoter]

28. *snort* I liked it anyway

[samhonk]

34. maybe...

"Dick ran away with the spoils?"

[mopaul]

29. the itsy bitsy president went up the white house spout....

down came the truth and washed the president out


.....LINE!?!?.............

[mopaul]

30. I'm a little Despot, short and stout

here is my wee-nie and here is my spout,
when i get all steamed up, hear me shout,
just tip me over and throw me out

[mopaul]

31. free form verse to freepers for their fallen god, ronald reagan

howl at the beast
dead but alive
against the walls of power i shout
echoes of truth that

dash upon skulls like waves
in a pond under electric shock therapy

the boys, the girls, the mothers,
el salvador nicaragua guatamala
the spit the bile the lies

rest easy ol friend
even worms gotta eat
down there where the dead remember

[mopaul]

32. a freeper a day keeps the libruls away

if i see one in DU i'll blow him away

[mopaul]

33. roses R prickly, violets R slick, what this thread needs....

is another kick