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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:34 AM
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Poll question: Is Ashcroft the admin official next to resign for "personal reasons"?
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:36 AM
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1. Personally, watching the guy, I think they would have to take him out feet
first. He doesn't seem like the sort to fall on any swords for anybody.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:36 AM
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2. Ashcroft has to be there for the apocalypse
Rummy will be pitched next.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:37 AM
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3. Ashcroft will resign when they pry his cold dead fingers from the
bared breast of Lady Justice.
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:51 AM
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6. LOL
I was going to say something like that. But you said it better. :)

This is Asscroft's dream job. He's the top cop getting to choose which laws to enforce. So naturally, in an era of terrorism and violence, he focuses on busting prostitutes and Tommy Chong for making bongs.
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:38 AM
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4. The Busheviks will kill and character assassinate more than a few
before the likes of A$$croft are flushed from our system.

To threaten A$$croft with jail is the surest way I know to get an envelope of anthrax or other "terrorist attack" brought down upon you.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:50 AM
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5. Wanna get rid of Asscrotch?
Send 12 calico cats to his office, with a card that says:

Johnny,

Thanks for your continued service to the Kingdom of Infernal Darkness. I've sent some of my best agents up to aid you in your efforts.

Your friend,

Lucifer
:evilgrin:
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:55 AM
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7. send 13 calico cats...
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:06 AM
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10. Of course...
Edited on Tue Jun-08-04 11:06 AM by AntiCoup2k
I should know better than to post before the caffeine kicks in. 13 would be much unholier :evilgrin:
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:59 AM
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9. ANIMAL Cruelty!!! no way.... Giant Graphics and Photos, maybe...
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:07 AM
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11. It's not animal cruelty.
Asscrotch would be running out of that office so fast he wouldn't have a chance to torment the kitties.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:58 AM
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8. Those who believe that Reagan embodied evil, need to look again....
Asssskkkkroft IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL. No, he won't resign and it might well take that stake through the heart to get him to depart this earth, as well.

I can only hope there is a sufficient mass of Dems and rational repugs to deal with this situation with the seriousness and overt action required.
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