we need to name a bunch of things after reagan.....but what?

[mopaul]

the republinazis are in a tizzy to see who can name the most stuff after reagan, airports, libraries, etc.

how can we america loving liberal loonies help? a reagan school for unwed h.i.v. positive black crack addicted welfare queens? the contra freedom fighters little league team? help me out here.

[NMDemDist2]

1. the mountain in Nevada where we will store the nuclear waste IMO eom

[ibegurpard]

2. like a guy who called in to Randi Rhodes today said:

If Reagan's picture goes on anything, it should be food stamps.

[mopaul]

4. i'll use all pennies before i'll use a reagan stained tender

they want a 10 spot that says 'in ron we trust'

[physioex]

22. Opps sorry didn't notice your post..EOM

[Sugarbleus]

76. Reagan Cigarettes.............

He and they harm people equally.

[MessiahRp]

77. Well that would work except

at least here in WI, Food Stamps now come on debit cards, rather than in transferable paper form. Just another wonderous Tommy Thompson project. :puke:

Rp

[slor]

3. I will name the next pile of...

Oh nevermind!

[Lars39]

26. Think big.....a sewer system !!!

:)

[mmonk]

5. How about naming deficit spending

in his honor?

[Lefty48197]

29. We already have the "Reagan debt" and the "Bush Jr. Deficit"

I think you have to render unto Bush, that which belongs to Bush...

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

6. $640 toilet seats

[lagniappe]

7. The Ronald Reagan commemorative visa card.

This would be a high interest rate card with the benefit that you don't have to pay back any charges. Simply provide the names of your grand children, and they can pay it off.

[Lex]

8. Ketchup.

A bottle of Ketchup. You know, ketchup is the veggie that your kid eats at school for lunch.

[Finbar]

9. The Reagan

D.esignated
U.nderground
M.assive
B.ombing
A.rsenal
S.torage
S.ite

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. I plan on renaming myself....

ronaldreagangreatauntoftriplets.

[mopaul]

13. I like that....

thanks ronaldreagangreatauntoftriplets.


signed,

ronaldreaganmopaul

[greatauntoftriplets]

16. You're welcome....

ronaldreaganmopaul.

Actually they are renaming I-88 in Illinois after the great prevaricator. Ironically, it is a toll road.

[linazelle]

60. Not to be outdone...I'm renaming myself ronaldreaganlinazelle...so THERE!

[ikojo]

11. What about naming toilets on aircraft carriers after the Gipper.

After all back in the 80s they were going for a premium...

The Ronald Reagan Toilet....from a guy who shat on the working class.

[Ohio Dem]

12. I'd answer this, but I have the sudden urge to take a Reagan!

nt

[mopaul]

15. I hereby officially deeclare this here stump the ronald reagan stump

on this here particular day of our lord, a.d.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

14. The ever dangerous

killer trees...

[Lancer]

17. The Ronald Reagan Institute for AIDS Research

n/t

[ContinentalOp]

18. A street in every major city.

In every major city we should dedicate whichever street is skid row as Ronald Reagan Boulevard. You know, where all of the people living in boxes and tent cities congregate.

Perhaps we can dedicate Ronald Reagan Memorial Psychiatric Hospitals in each city and commit all of the mentally ill homeless people to these hospitals with fancy certificates. Luckily we won't actually need to build the physical hospitals because these patients will be treated with the imaginary Reagan-pull-yourself-up-from-your-psychological-bootstraps technique. We'll call it Reaganatrics.

Every video store should have a shelf named in his honor as a place to file the least popular 50 movies in the store. As a comfortable resting place for all of those dusty titles that have never been rented in the last 20 years.

All restaurants serve a Caesar salad: why not the Reagan salad?
Ingredients: 20 ketchup packets.
Take ketchup packets and squeeze into a medium sized salad bowl. Toss. Serve cold.
A favorite in school cafeterias.

[drfemoe]

50. rest easy

we now have "faith" to answer the call of human needs.
A thousand points of light .. somewhere .. out there ...

I'm feeling very sarcasitc tonight.

[struggle4progress]

75. Rename EVERY street in Washington DC "Reagan Avenue"

People are always getting lost in that town, anyway.

[bread_and_roses]

19. How about a morgue?

I think that would be fitting.

[Walt Starr]

20. How about always saying, "I need to go take a Reagan"

when you have to piss, or even better, shit?

[physioex]

21. Put his photo on welfare stamps....

Get it Ray-gun on welfare..hahahahah A fitting tribute but I digress I heard it on the Randi Rhodes show....

[donhakman]

24. NY NY is redundant

How about Reaganopolis.

Here in DC they spent tons of money for new signs for National Airport. No one I now has called it Reagan airport until this week on local TV.

[Ohio Dem]

23. Inoperable brain-Reagan?

How about something like this: "My girlfriend gave be a bad case of the Reagan."

Or: "He fell on the fucili Jerry and rammed it right up his Reagan."

[donhakman]

27. Thats right, name some diseases after him

Cancer could be Reaganitis
Bovine Spongioform Encephalitis could be Reagan syndrome.

[MikeG]

25. How about the act of doing something really stupid?

[ContinentalOp]

28. Oooh, I just thought of a new building that needs a name.

Isn't there a brilliant plan underway to tear down the Abu Grahib prison and build a new "modern" prison in it's place? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? At first I wasn't so keen on our tax dollars going toward this new Iraqi prison but if it could stand as a living monument to the passing of a great man I think I could support the idea.
The Ronald Reagan Fraternity Hazing Facility and One Hour Photomat.

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[Ohio Dem]

35. Well, that didn't last long.

I love it when freepers can't spell. Which is most of the time.

Where do you suppose he "works?"

[ContinentalOp]

36. UM, HI

Well, I'm flattered that at least my post got a response even if it was unintelligible.

[Ohio Dem]

40. You're post wasn't bad. In fact, I agree with what you said.

Fact is, it got disrupted by a freeper.

It does look like the mods were quick to nab little Johnny, though.

[ContinentalOp]

44. Oh I know,

I just wasn't sure what the hell he was going on about! I guess he really earned the "He Disrupted Poorly" engraving on his tombstone.

And to bring it back on topic, that might not make a bad engraving for Reagan's tomb.

[Cleita]

31. I'm sure there is a national clearcut forest out there we can

name for him.

[mopaul]

33. the one dollar bill

[Lou_C]

34. All public urinals should be named after Reagan

Each urinal and toilet should have a small picture of Reagan in it so that you can dedicate each dump or pee that you take to him. Men could aim their pee at Reagan and hit him in the face and that why people wouldn't have to take their time out to travel to Reagan's grave to pee on it.

It would also help with the cleanup in the bathrooms because if a guy has something to aim his pee at then it won't hit the floor.

[imax2268]

37. How about

Government Cheese...!

[MO_Dem]

38. Maybe they should rename

God?

[HawkerHurricane]

39. Mad Magazine..

once did a series of 'things we can name after Nixon'... adapting that from memory...

Ronald Reagan National Swamp (Formerly Everglades)

Ronald Reagan's Fault (Formerly San Andreas Fault)

Ronald Reagan Postage Due Stamp

Ronald Reagan Toxic Waste Facility

[ContinentalOp]

42. LOL!

"Ronald Reagan's Fault (Formerly San Andreas Fault)"

OK, that's my favorite so far. It does sound very Mad Magazine.

[Radical Activist]

41. Reagan School of the Americas

To honor all his work to support terrorism and dictators in Latin America.

[Cheswick2.0]

43. There is a bridge near me where all the crazy homeless people live

You know, all those folks kicked out of institutions? We could rename that bridge the Ronald Reagan Estates.

[MUAD_DIB]

45. How about if we name part of the deficit after him? He helped create it.

[unfrigginreal]

46. The cardboard box

[hyphenate]

47. Hmmm....

Well, let's see.

Three Mile Island could use a lift in PR, so how about the Reagan Nucular Facility? (And yes, I do know how to spell "nuclear!")

What about Love Canal? The Ronald Reagan Love Canal?

Area 51 could always be renamed Area Reagan, or Groom Lake could be renamed Reagan Lake.

How about the (thankfully) non-existent Star Wars program? The Ronald Reagan Project--"Where Dumb Ideas Flourish from brain-dead Republicans"

What about "Ground Zero?" We could call it "Reagan's Legacy" right about now.

Then of course, the Embassy in Iran where Americans were held hostage during Jimmy Carter's presidency, only to have Reagan and his minions have a secret agreement that they would make Carter look like a complete fool by having the Khomeini release the hostages at the same time we swore in a new president, could be renamed with Reagan's name in front of it.

We've already got Iran-Contra, Oliver North, Noreiga, the Columbian warlords, etc., etc. to pin on him. I suppose after awhile all these will eventually be tied to Raygun, but it doesn't hurt to insert his name in front of any, or all, of them.

[EndElectoral]

48. The Port Authority Bus Station Toilets - its wear homeless people wash up

[drfemoe]

49. The Reagan

Hijacker WindBreaker. Didn't we have more hijackings during his office than any other recent eight year period?

That's why he busted the air traffic controllers union.

I guess.

[Name removed]

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[drfemoe]

55. that's pansy

if you can't take your woman mooning over Frank Sinatra .. well .. you ain't no Ronald Reagan ..

[struggle4progress]

52. Cemetaries in El Salvador and Guatemala

[livinginphotographs]

53. I saw this suggestion

on some other message board I frequent. (it was sarcastic, by the way)

"Let's aim a giant laser at the moon and etch his face into it."

I thought that was funny as hell. But maybe it's just me.

[Radical Activist]

58. The giant Reagan "laser"

to blow up other planets with. The Reagan Deathstar!

[lojasmo]

54. I'm going to scrape the Reagan

from under my toenails. What the hell IS that stuff, anyway? Heh.

[lojasmo]

56. how about spongiform encephalopathy?

The pathophysialogic cause of CJD, alzheimers, and mad cow disease.

[JCMach1]

57. I've got to use THE REAGAN... see if it catchs on

[T Bone]

59. Hot Air Blowdryers in restrooms should be renamed 'Reagans'

Got wet hands ? Go get a Reagan. Hot air, get it while it's hot !

[juajen]

61. I see a new franchise

The Ronald Regan Women's Health Clinic (read abortion and family planning clinics).

I sorta like the idea of his face on a dime. You know, "Brother, can you spare a Reagan?"

[DBoon]

62. Large cardboard boxes

Call them "Reagan Housing" - his move to make the poor more self reliant, by allowing them to construct their own shanty towns.

[T Bone]

63. Those large blocks of government cheese ?

Just call those big blocks of government cheese, "Reagans".
Remember when they HAD to pass out all that government cheese to folks with NO jobs caused by his failed "voodoo" Reaganomics ?

Those cheese blocks are Reagans.

[mopaul]

64. we serve only the finest ronald reagan government cheese

'pardon me, do you have any ronald reagan government cheese?'

.........'but of course'..............

[T Bone]

66. yeah , that's the ticket

heh,.

[devilgrrl]

65. Soup Kitchens - Body Bags - Waste Dumps - Drug Paraphernalia

nt

[opihimoimoi]

68. Ron's Curse: Stinky Smegma

[Straight Shooter]

67. How about a King Reagan version of the Bible

That will whip bush's head around, fer shur

[peterh]

69. Next time you feel you’ve been bent over….

You’ve just been Reargand….:freak:

[Snazzy]

70. fake boobs -- adult diapers --high rate credit cards -- Gary, Indiana

... just brainstorming here.... :nopity:

[DBoon]

71. Urine sample cups for drug tests

In memory of "just say no", and the erosion of civil liberties from the "war on drugs"

[swag]

72. One of those industrial pig farm pigshit lakes

could be named "Lake Reagan."

[AntiCoup2K4]

73. Geezus, didn't you people ever see Airplane??

The Ronald Reagan Memorial Hospital for the Criminally Insane, wasn't it? ;)

[jeff30997]

74. Stop it !!!

I'm laughing so hard i think i'm going to Reagan in my pants!!!:evilgrin:

[zmdem]

78. Democratic Underground

Will now be known as "Reagan Underground". Members, please adjust political beliefs accordingly. We will pick up the slack when the 24/7 Reagan media frenzy abates.

Remember, it's OK. You will still be Democrats - Reagan democrats.

[mopaul]

79. yes.....love.....reagan.....now.........yesss.......n/t

[AngryAmish]

80. I recommend renaming taints to "Reaganland"

[notadmblnd]

81. we could rename all the sewage treatement plants across the US?

nt

[linazelle]

82. I like this one....kick

[SoCalDem]

83. The United States of Reagania sounds about right

and then there is the possibillity for marketing name changes too..

Uncle Ronnie's Rice...sorry Uncle Ben..your time is up..

Reagan's Rice Krispies??

ReaganCola??

Reagan Pops??

[MoonRiver]

84. Here we go loop de loo; here we go loop de la!

Lalalalalalalalalal!! How about making every noun start with RR? Will that be enough to appease the voracious rightwing nutcases?
:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?::crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?:crazy:?

[neebob]

85. Long lines of people waiting to do something truly futile -

for example, to walk past a closed casket containing the body of some callous old bobblehead who used to be president, who wouldn't have given any of them the time of day when he was alive - should be called Reagans, as in, "Let's go stand in that Reagan" or "Is this the end of the Reagan?"